Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
trying on a metaphor

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Not today Justin

#extradirty
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@scholar-for-christ
My very first tiger drawing and my latest
Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.
I love him.
@thejakeformerlyknownasprince
looks at you
looks at you
you bottle Miette??
You crush Miette like the grape?
brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS
Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day
needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot
"7 But Isaac spoke to Abraham his father and said, “My father!” And he said, “Here I am, my son.”Then he said, “Look, the fire and the wood, but where is the [a]lamb for a burnt offering?”8 And Abraham said, “My son, God will provide for Himself the lamb for a burnt offering.” Genesis, chapter 22, verse 7 to 8.
Here it is. He is the promised Lamb to be provided to make things right again. For He is without sin, immaculate, without stain or reproach. And yet He allowed all the sorrows, misery and sufferings of the world to fall upon Himself and bore them with the strength of His love in silence obedience. For this He was lifted up on the cross, and His triumph was our salvation. It is love that saves us, the most beautiful and sacred love that can exist.
Blessed are you my Lord Jesus, my God, my Savior, my beloved.
Into the mist of Mt. Rainier
elliothawkey
horror novel: he sniled, but it wasn't sneetly. it wasn't sneetly at all.
>> legasoap
Ugh they are always doing this
Little freaks
@wholesome-animal-images
This guy is so cool
threatening aura from Denver Colorado
The Ring: If I had a quarter for every time a hobbit picked me up, I’d have two quarters. The Ring: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Of all the bearers of Sauron’s ring, 4 of them were hobbits.
I was wrong. It’s 5. Not 4
The lineage of ring bearers is as follows.
Sauron.
Isildur
Deagol
Sméagol
Bilbo
Frodo
Samwise
I love how Deagol counts as a ring bearer even though he had it in his possession for all of like five seconds
He held it for the rest of of his life!
[Image description: Tweet by @banalplay saying “but something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fuckin thing that just had it for like 500 years.” End Image Description.] Link to original here. Otherwise reblogging for the final rb there, which made me cackle.
From the ring’s perspective:
1. Home, the finger of my creator and other self.
2. Well, I don’t like it but I can work with this. Cause some trouble, get some revenge, find my way home, this is fine.
3. What the fuck is you?
4. Right personality, wrong species, I don’t know what you are but I hate you and I don’t know why you’re so resistant to my powers.
5. NO NO NO there are goblins everywhere how did I find another one of THESE horrible things. This one’s even more resistant than the last one and also disgustingly nice. I suffer.
6. Listen, I’ll cooperate, just get me the fuck out of this hellhole full of small cheerful people my power doesn’t work on properly. No, not like that. I hate you. Please stop.
7. FUCK
8. (Frodo again) I still hate you with every molecule of my mortal form but at least you’re not number seven. Think I’m starting to get through finally.
9. (Smeagol again) YES it’s you I actually missed you now get me back to the Master and NO FUCK NO I HATE YOOOOUUUUU…. *fzt*
you CHAIN The One Ring?! you chain it like the prisoner?! oh! OH! trauma! deep psychological trauma for hobbits for One Thousand Years!
I was happy to just read and then this last comment got me. Well played tumblr
TE TEMUS VAGY, TE HAZUG!
#that giraffe is being so cute and curious and gentle#and that is running full speed because this is the worst fucking day if his LIFE#like IMAGINE having your butt gently scooted by the snoot of a pressence so massive#your body is not designed to even see high enough to see the top of#abd hes just gently nudging you along as you run for your life as fast as your legs can carry you#giraffe is playing humans are enjoying turtle is living out a cosmic horror story
✨️The giraffe✨️:
Vs.
The turtle: