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unstoppable force (desire to write) vs immovable object (tired)
Last reblog made me think, so here's my "story ideas I have daydreamed about" list (or at least, the ones I DO remember the most because you know, I barely write anything down and my memory is shit):
Not Fanfiction
The million versions of "the Romanov children survive, there's magic involved and civil war" (historical accuracy going out the window most of the times...i try)
A story about witches in a medieval European setting of which I don't remember any plot ideas, just that the main characters were named Alexios (Italian/Greek) and Naoise (Basque/British Celtic)
Arthuriana characters getting reincarnated with 0 memories into the modern world...magical boy style (written with the most basic knowledge of the legends as well as a "there's a thousand versions, who says which is the accurate one? what if all was fanfiction?" attitude)
Some historical characters become immortals as pawns in a battle of gods (once again with a "how much of what we know was what really happened?" attitude) (too eurocentric probably)
I believe there was also an inazuma eleven-style figure skating story, a kpop survival show with amateur groups and a roommates-to-lovers i barely remember the plot of (which probably got reused for the ateez figure skating au...as it also started with ✨and they were roommates✨)
Fanfiction
Kpop: there's a whole folder of stray kids and ateez aus, especially fantasy (mermaids, witches...) and at least a figure skating one. My most beloved are the extremely huge fantasy au with magical sky pirates, the skz and ateez lore-based isekai and the demon hunting magical boys. EDIT: now i'm at a very borahae time of my life so i now have a bts version of the figure skating au and they're also involved in the lore-based isekai (not the same idea, a slightly different one) and the demon hunting :D
DWK: there are 2 main ones. One I have been writing since 2014 which mixes movies (1-4) and books, has OCs and there's magic and time travel involved. The other is grown up proplayers!fabixleon (...and all the hr propaganda is giving me another reimagining...)
Saint Seiya: There's the one with OCs about the first generation of Gold Saints since the mythological era in Ancient Greece and their shenanigans and its kinda sequel which is very much a "somehow the golds are alive post-hades".
Star Wars: i had a weird duology in which "the chosen one will bring balance to the force" literally meant "he's a sacrificial pawn for the force to reset itself for the universe's wellbeing" or somewhere along those lines
+ many other ideas I have forgotten over the years (half of these have ALSO had many versions too, i can't seem to commit to a specific plot)
Feel free to ask but not sure how much I can share (it will depend on my memory, actually)
This is, and I cannot stress this enough, extremely normal for literally any even vaguely creative person. I would argue even further that it's a sign of skill: you can prioritize ideas and sift through your thoughts for the best/most excitung ones. Many, many people never get to that second jar at all.
DWK Character Profiles according to Das Wilde Fussball Buch (Part 2)
Link to Part 1:
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Felix (#7 - Left Winger)
Full name: Felix Thörl
Address: Karl-Valentin-Straße 11
Birthdate: May 25th 1992
Zodiac: Gemini - Monkey - Deer
Personality: so serious that's actually funny, has asthma when he's scared
Favourite food: Pancakes
Favourite drink: Apfelsaftschorle
Favourite sweets: Licorice
Favourite TV Show: Bundesliga
Favourite Film: DWK (how creative pt2 electric bugaloo)
Favourite Book: DWK Book 2 (and yet another for the "my favourite is my own book" club)
Markus (#1 - Goalkeeper)
Full name: Markus von Theumer
Address: Villa near the orphanage
Birthdate: December 1st 1992
Zodiac: Sagittarius - Monkey - Owl
Personality: doesn't want to be a golf professional player (...yeah, that's literally it... *eye roll*)
Favourite food: Schnitzel
Favourite drink: Apfelsaftschorle
Favourite sweets: Chewing gum (too many szczesny memes + this = headcanon)
Favourite TV Show: FC Bayern home matches
Favourite Film: Bend it like Beckham! (Kick it like Beckham!)
Favourite Book: Tigerteam Books (they seem to be some children's mystery books)
Jojo (#12 - Left Winger)
Full name: Jojo (if I recall correctly, in his book Joachim mentioned his full name was Jojo Schabe or Jonathan Schabe, but given that this book doesn't have a timeline beyond book 9, i guess it wasn't yet planned? So he's just Jojo)
Address: Orphanage Haus der Sonne
Birthdate: April 1st 1992 (...not him being born on April's Fools...)
Zodiac: Aries - Monkey - Falcon
Personality: modest, fearful, loyal
Favourite food: Everything (not a picky eater #2)
Favourite drink: Water
Favourite sweets: Chocolate truffles
Favourite TV Show: Tom and Jerry
Favourite Film: Ice Age (Eiszeit)
Favourite Book: Robinson Crusoe, Treasure Island (Die Schatzinsel)
Vanessa (#5 - Midfielder)
Full name: Vanessa Butz
Address: Waldfriedhofstraße 7
Birthdate: September 8th 1992
Zodiac: Virgo - Monkey - Brown Bear
Personality: stubborn, funny, knows what she wants, best biker of the team
Favourite food: Egg shake for breakfast? (it says Ei-Shake and the google search doesn't help; it either shows toy eggs or egg milkshakes)
Favourite drink: Apfelsaftschorle
Favourite sweets: DWK birthday cakes (one of the book recipes, if i recall correctly they're football-shaped chocolate cakes)
Favourite TV Show: King of Queens
Favourite Film: Shrek
Favourite Book: Oceanwide (couldn't find it)
Rocce (#19 - Left Midfielder)
Full name: Rocce Ribaldo
Address: Himmelstor 13
Birthdate: August 17th 1992
Zodiac: Leo - Monkey - Salmon
Personality: superstitious
Favourite food: Fish with Klößen (boiled dumplings, according to the Internet)
Favourite drink: Watermelon juice
Favourite sweets: Coconut
Favourite TV Show: South Park
Favourite Film: Scooby Doo
Favourite Book: Meine Hand auf Mexiko (can't find the English title)
Deniz (#18 - Striker everywhere)
Full name: Deniz Sarsilmaz (same as the actor?)
Address: Carl-Orff-Bogen 9
Birthdate: March 16th 1992
Zodiac: Pisces - Monkey - Wolf (Book says Puma, Google says Wolf)
Personality: as blind as Raban (poor him, actually), ambitious, fearless
Favourite food: Salad and everything green (a healthy baby)
Favourite drink: Cola
Favourite sweets: None (literal words: "sweets, yuck!")
Favourite TV Show: Animal documentaries
Favourite Film: None
Favourite Book: DWK Book 5 (once again, another for the "i love my own book" club)
BONUS:
Willi (The Best Coach of the World)
Full name: Willi (yeah, just that)
Address: Caravan in Teufelstopf
Birthdate: October 5th 1962
Zodiac: Libra - Tiger - Raven
Personality: treats children as if they were adults/takes children as seriously as he takes adults
Favourite food: Sausages (very German of him)
Favourite drink: Beer (very German of him part 2 electric bugaloo)
Favourite sweets: Dark chocolate with hazelnuts of the Rittersport brand
Favourite TV Show: Muppets Show
Favourite Film: Lawrence of Arabia
Favourite Book: Every single one there is (a reader)
Socke (The Dog with Bat Ears)
Full name: Socke
Address: same as Leon and Marlon (i mean, it's their dog)
Birthdate: October 10th 2000
Zodiac: Libra - Dragon - Raven
Personality: lovely, too big teeth, can grin
Favourite food: Harz cheese, canned food (it also says wild but 0 context more)
Favourite drink: Dirty water
Favourite sweets: Bones
Favourite TV Show: Lady and the Tramp (Susi und Strolch...but that's a movie?)
Favourite Film: Das Leben als Hund (can't find it exactly but it translates as The Life as a Dog)
Favourite Book: None (understandable, a dog can't read)
Well, that's all there is... I have tried with all the favourites and cultural references, but Google can only do so much. As I already said in part 1, there are other data I didn't really find as interesting/book specific but that I can add and try to translate if anyone is interested.
there you go dear internet stranger, proud of ya for making through this year
Just remembered a post about how many crimes the Unbesiegbaren Sieger committed in the cartoon and now I'm asking myself 'What kind of crimes did the Movie-Kerle have to deal with?'
The Sieger physically assaulted them (namely Fabi and Leon), caused a lot of property damage to the Teufelstopf (broken goalpost and to Willi's kiosk), broke and entered into the kiosk and stole from it.
Gonzo Gonzalez stole their property (their clothes of all things) and I'm pretty sure that catapulting those stink bombs or whatever they were was also assault. Not to mention what the Flammenmützen did to Michi and to Mr. Maximilian's car. I don't know if shutting the Kerle out of the Teufelstopf counts as a crime or is just a dick move...
The Teufelstopf got vandalized between the second and third movie (by others and Vanessa), to the point where fences were broken. Making fun of preteens, like the newspaper on the kiosk did, should be criminal, if it isn't. Nerv's mother and Mr. Maximilian set out to capture / kidnap the kids (those guys were literally carrying handcuffs with them), even though they ultimately failed at it. The Biester successfully kidnapped Leon, imprisoned him in the quarry and sort of slandered him (not sure if that note counts as a crime) and Fabi pressured him into signing a contract. The contract was silly and basically meaningless, but I doubt it is legal to only let someone go if they sign a contract (I'm pretty sure the contract wouldn't be legally binding in such a case).
There aren't that many criminal actions in the fourth movie. In defense, the Wölfe aimed bows and other weaponry at them, but never actually fired. If they were allowed to have all that stuff out there would be a different question that's not relevant here. Anything that happened during the contest seemed to be aligned with the rules of Freestyle soccer and nobody got hurt (aside from Nerv's pride). The Silberlichten are... difficult to judge, at least when it comes to their interactions with the Kerle (Sorry Erik). I don't think being a deceptive bitch is against the law. You could argue that Horizon slandered Leon's name, by lying about the lack of things that happened between them. The only other thing is threatening to use that machine on the loser of their match, which is a very different action than the Wölfe protecting themselves from a perceived threat.
Fifth movie, as was already pointed out by typing-catastrophe (who tumblr won't let me @ for some reason), Blossom assaults both Leon (you can't take this child anywhere) and Maxi and took Leon with her and Darkside. I assume against his will, so he got kidnapped and imprisoned again. Granted, we don't know what happened in the following ten months, but I highly doubt that him essentially killing himself, by stepping out into the sun, wasn't caused by the vampires. Darkside trying to smash his statue... attempted murder or desecrating a dead body, take your pic, they're damn vampires and he was brought back to life in the end. Klette was imprisoned, alongside Vanessa later on. Vanessa, Raban and Joschka were sexually assaulted, imo. Darkside committed the same crime as the Silberlichten, by using the sun-cannon in their final match and by putting Leon into the sun when Vanessa was supposed to kiss him. And during this threat, Maxi was turned to stone as well. I don't know how much damage looking right into that cannon caused to Markus's eyes, but it wasn't none and you'd have to be an idiot to think that it wouldn't cause any harm (more assault). Jackyll and Hyde bit Klette, even though they failed. The only vampire who doesn't seem to have committed any crime is Düsentrieb and the only one who wasn't directly attacked by anyone is Nerv. Maybe that's why he's so happy on that DVD cover.
DWK Brainrot Part 4 (and last)
part 1:
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part 2:
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part 3:
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Okay, sorry, I really forgot about this...which unfortunately also means that I never wrote down the main bullet points of the plot sooo let's see:
annika introduces them to their former captain aka horizon's twin (cue scare bcs you know twins)
given horizon's MO, i was torn between the main issue between the twins being a love triangle or a sibling fight (i remember choosing the latter bcs love triangles are overdone but i dont remember the details)
good twin shows them the way to donnerschlag where leon and lissi undergo a test
now what are the rest of dwk doing in the meantime?
well, they have crossed beyond the mist already looking for the brothers
exactly how everyone gets together is iffy...but it ends with horizon dropping the charade and the boys getting captured and taken to the big evil's lair
leon's marking is INDEED a tracking spell so they keep tabs on the rest before striking when they get to donnerschlag
soo while leon and lissi are having fun (no) with the psycho test, the others are ambushed
the twins argue, raban and joschka manage to find a way out of their cage AND FIGHTING ENSUES
ofc the big evil is smarter and instead of joining the skirmish, they try entering donnerschlag
fabi and lara notice and come to the rescue, everyone follows
the captains pass their tests but the danger is already upon them
lissi wishes for their key to fall onto lara (cue "if you touch my sister, you'll regret" fights)
while leon wishes for it to fall onto all dwk (so the evil would have to get all of them and, given that it included both current and former, they are many and ready to put up a fight)
well, final battle ensues
now is it a battle? Is it a football battle? Who knows?
thing is they win and everyone gets transported home
how the wolves and the sternwhatever manage given all they went through is an open ending
the others are okay but dwk have decided that they had enough weird adventures for a lifetime so let's go back to play normal football
and then there was an epilogue outline in which the former dwk return home, rocce annika and felix move south and bam! new dwk is born
And well that was it, I guess :D (i'm never writing this obviously)
One aspect from the books that is absolute not relevant but did not leave me, is that Vanessa is from the north, obiviously she is a weirdo who is happy about getting a "FC Bayern" jersey for her birthday, but she still lived 9 years north of Hamburg you can't tell me she doesn't speak a bit different than her new team mates.
#the fc bayern thing is also curious#(i guess it's the barça-madrid-when-you-are-not-from-there german equivalent?)
northern german bias, I did not think to explain that bit: so "your" football team is decided mostly by where you live, or your household (if your guardians moved and raised you in a different place you have an excuse to have an outside team as your favorite), and there is the typical local petty rivalry, but adding to all of it is that the FC Bayern is rich, they have a lot of money so they almost always win, being a fan of them when you are not from there feels like you are only a fan of them because they are rich/always winning thats distasteful, and I say that as a person who has never cared about football games and wasn't raised by people who care for football games! (for simelar reason I grew up thinking it is 'better' to be a fan of St. Pauli then of the HSV.
also yes, there is a lot to think in terms of language for Deniz & Rocce too, through german is my first lanuage so I can't say much about that
BREAKING NEWS: Woozi Day
One aspect from the books that is absolute not relevant but did not leave me, is that Vanessa is from the north, obiviously she is a weirdo who is happy about getting a "FC Bayern" jersey for her birthday, but she still lived 9 years north of Hamburg you can't tell me she doesn't speak a bit different than her new team mates.
Choose your fighter.
DWK Character Profiles according to Das Wilde Fussball Buch (Part 1)
Or more like, wanted posters 😅. This includes certain data from the book series like: full name, address, birthdate, zodiac sign (greek, chinese and native american signs combination), position, shirt number, football tricks, curse words, personality characteristics, bikes, favourite things (food, drink, sweets, tv series, film and book) and wild actions (book events) + a reward to follow the wanted poster concept.
I have skipped the not so interesting (bikes) and the untranslatable (curse words and football tricks...most are german combination words you can't read in one sitting 😅 not putting myself through translating that). Not sure about including the book events...may edit them in later.
Also I have tried with the cultural references, but well Google can only do so much, i guess... I put English titles if I found them (obvs not 100% sure though), i included the German one too just in case and may someone enlighten me 😅 (I recognise some but not all, different country, different titles)
PD: According to my calculations and the timeline included, the 13 books take place between April 2002 and Summer 2003, so you can calculate book!ages
Leon (#13 - Central Striker)
Full name: Leon Finn Wessel-Masannek (no surprises here, same as irl)
Address: Hubertusstraße 58
Birthdate: December 23rd 1992 (same as irl) (this is where I headcanon for my fic that Marlon may have called him his Christmas gift sometimes, mostly jokingly)
Zodiac: Capricorn - Monkey - Goose
Not going to translate the football tricks but in my head, it's funny he has tricks involving his head and parts of his face (like the ear, i'm not kidding) when he's stubborn af (in english it makes no sense bcs stubborn has no reference to the head, in german and spanish it does)
Personality: never gives up, team captain
Favourite food: Pancakes
Favourite drink: Blue Powerade
Favourite sweets: Saure Pommes (according to Google, they seem to be fries-shaped sour gummies)
Favourite TV Show: What's with Andy? (Typisch Andy)
Favourite Film: Bruce Almighty (Bruce Allmächtig)
Favourite book: None
Marlon (#10 - Midfield Director)
Full name: Marlon David Wessel (like with Leon, same as irl) (I am very much curious about their surnames though...idk how standard is not getting the father's surname in single-surname countries like Germany)
Address: see above
Birthdate: April 23rd 1991 (same as irl again) (he was born on World Book Day, lovely) (also not them both being born on the 23rd?? Or 10+13 being 23?)
Zodiac: Taurus - Ram - Beaver
Personality: Heart of the team (the book has both the words Mannschaft and Team which both translate as team...i take it as him being the heart of the team while playing as director but also of the whole group outside of the field?)
Favourite food: Mixed salad (the actual recipe is in the book)
Favourite drink: Self-made milkshakes, Cherry Coke
Favourite sweets: None
Favourite TV Show: None
Favourite Film: Pearl Harbour, Känguruh Jack (?), The Grinch
Favourite Book: DWK, especially Book 10 (his own, basically)
Fabi (#4 - Right Winger)
Full name: Fabi Bau
Address: Fasanengarten 4
Birthdate: June 20th 1992
Zodiac: Gemini - Monkey - Deer
Personality: irresistible smile, problem specialist, likes girls (*eye roll* I don't see how that's relevant), wildest among thousands
Favourite food: Mixed salad (same recipe as above)
Favourite drink: Apfelsaftschorle (apple juice with carbonated water)
Favourite sweets: Center Shocks (according to Google, a type of chewing gum with sour liquid inside)
Favourite TV Show: same as Leon
Favourite Film: XXX (Tripple X)
Favourite Book: Harry Potter
Maxi (#11 - Defensive Midfielder)
Full name: Maxi Maximilian (could be worse, but c'mon...)
Address: ✨Elegant✨ Alte Allee 1
Birthdate: March 12th 1992
Zodiac: Pisces - Monkey - Wolf (Book says Puma, Google says Wolf)
Personality: Man of action, doesn't speak not even when on the phone, famous silent smiling smile (?)
Favourite food: Fries with ketchup (I find it funny from the ✨elegant family✨)
Favourite drink: Malt beer (I had a heart attack bcs I thought it was alcoholic when he's like 9 😂...Seems it's not)
Favourite sweets: None
Favourite TV Show: Bundesliga
Favourite Film: DWK (creative, i know)
Favourite Book: DWK Book 7 (again, his own)
Raban (#99 - Substitute Goal Scorer)
Full name: Raban Bieling (like the actor)
Address: Rosenkavaliersgasse 6
Birthdate: June 9th 1993 (surprisingly not the same as irl...but well, only the day is different 😂) (also he's a year younger than the rest)
Zodiac: Gemini - Rooster - Deer
Personality: absolutely loyal, wears a Spiderman pyjamas and talks to his mirror's ghost
Favourite food: Everything (he's not picky)
Favourite drink: Water
Favourite sweets: Chocolate
Favourite TV Show: None
Favourite Film: Stuart Little, Gulliver's Travels
Favourite Book: Leatherstocking Tales (Lederstrumpf)
His shirt number is explained as the 99% unpredictability (i guess because of his two bad feet?)
Juli (#8 - Last Man)
Full name: Juli Reik
Address: In the house diagonally in front of Fabi's (so Fasanengarten 1? 3?)
Birthdate: January 14th 1992
Zodiac: Capricorn - Ram - Goose
Personality: Solitary (there are 2 words but both seem to translate the same? Idk)
Favourite food: Eating is annoying (😂)
Favourite drink: Water
Favourite sweets: Apple pie
Favourite TV Show: Dinos (according to Google, it's Dinosaurs...oh, I feel old)
Favourite Film: Johnny English, Indiana Jones, Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn (the latter 2 fit so well)
Favourite Book: DWK Book 4 (another one for the "I love my own book" club)
Joschka (#X - Last last man)
Full name: Joschka Reik
Address: same as above
Birthdate: March 7th 1996 (so he's actually 4 years younger, not 3)
Zodiac: Pisces - Rat - Wolf (Book says Puma, Google says Wolf)
Personality: Cheeky and fearless
Favourite food: Magic something aka surprise something sausage cheese jam (this gave me a headache and idk what he means, but well, he's 6), fish sticks sandwich
Favourite drink: Malt beer
Favourite sweets: Hot cocoa
Favourite TV Show: same as Juli (this is super funny if it really is that series)
Favourite Film: Ice Age (Eiszeit)
Favourite Book: The Witch Staraja Riba and the Almighty Pink (the witch of the skaters from DWK2)
I will do part 2 soon (because idk how long this got, so I preferred to cut in the middle)
what i should be concerned about fixing in the fic: exactly how i want the plot to go
what my brain has decided to focus on: let's change the players' numbers ONCE AGAIN
did i just buy a german dwk book from a second hand store just because it had the boys' birthdays and the slight possibility of there being a map for fanfiction purposes? I just bought a german dwk book from a second hand store just because it had the boys' birthdays and the slight possibility of there being a map for fanfiction purposes :D
(the map isn't that useful for what i needed it for...but well...it also has a chronological timeline for books 1-9 among other things, quite interesting anyway)
(another thing i found funny is the making of zodiac signs out of combining greek, native american and chinese, like i already had fun with that tumblr post of combining greek+chinese and mine being the bull tiger which now it's upgraded to bull tiger beaver 😂)