Clouds in my Coffee

[raolet]

Doesn’t mean anything when it comes to you.

[phatwitchpussy-deactivated20180]

If anybody needs me I’m up here

[ghostsandgoblins]

[blondiboi]

[scoobygangs]

[chibird]

A little comic with eggs. : ) Accept who you are, no matter what type of egg that is.🥚🍳

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[midge-maisel]

[all-that-feminist-drama]

Why do women have to pretend to be something that they’re not? Why do we have to pretend to be stupid when we’re not stupid?   Why do we have to pretend to be helpless when we’re not helpless?   Why do we have to pretend to be sorry when we have nothing to be sorry about? Why do we have to pretend we’re not hungry when WE’RE HUNGRY? Fuck you, Sophie, put that on your plate.

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Amazon, 2017

–Watch it or die trying.

[bidoctor]

I don’t mind being alone. I just do not want to be insignificant. 

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

[littleturtleduck]

me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

[madsrocketship]

Me: I hate country music 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

[black-sadness]

me: i hate country music

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

[sunnytaughtyou]

This is just so accurate.

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

why the fuck is Beyonce on here though

[mxnrique]

BECAUSE DADDY LESSONS IS A COUNTRY SONG AND YOU WILL LEARN TO FUCKING DEAL

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

or its not so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mxnrique]

well it is. so u gon just have to deal

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

don’t have to deal if there’s nothing to deal so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[appalachian-racist-deactivated2]

It absolutely is not a fucking country song

[mxnrique]

[almondkittie]

Bless this post!!! DRAG THEM!!!

[taintedfantasies]

This gif LMAAOOOOO

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

my goal is to be completely vaporized at disneyland so they cant take my body off the premises and pronounce me dead offsite

[themathomhouse]

or, bring your own team of doctors and paramedics to pronounce you dead as soon as it happens so they’re stuck with it

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

I love the visual of me striding into Disneyland all smug with a confused team of doctors

[pdlcomics]

New Phone

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Prof says he'll grade students on a curve, so they organize a boycott of the exams and all get As

Johns Hopkins Computer Science prof Professor Peter Fröhlich grades his students on a curve: the highest score on the final gets an A and everyone else is graded accordingly.

Clever students in Fröhlich’s “Intermediate Programming”, “Computer System Fundamentals,” and “Introduction to Programming for Scientists and Engineers” figured out that this meant that if they all boycotted the exam, they’d all get As.

So they organized a boycott, milling around the hall outside the class where the exams were being sat, sternly reminding each other that if no one sat the exam they’d all get straight As, ignoring Fröhlich’s pleas to come and sit the exam.

Fröhlich praised his students’ solidarity: “The students learned that by coming together, they can achieve something that individually they could never have done. At a school that is known (perhaps unjustly) for competitiveness I didn’t expect that reaching such an agreement was possible.”

https://boingboing.net/2018/04/24/hang-together-or-hang-separate-2.html

[saysomethinghuman-deactivated20]

Who will ride or die with me this hard

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[chrisgiuliano]

[scoobygangs]

[truthofherdreams]

#James ‘most relatable character ever’ Holden