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Museum staff would like to kindly remind chaperones, parents, adults, and/or those who paid admission for children to enter the facility: PLEASE DO NOT CLIMB ON OR ATTEMPT TO UTILIZE AN EXHIBIT THAT IS BROKEN. We are thankful to have patrons who insist on fixing it themselves but it’s best to leave the fixing to a professional and/or someone older than 8-years-old. So, if you see a red sign saying out of order, please do not use it. It will prevent further disappointment and another bad yelp review. =)

#museum fun #science rules #museums #dwfanfiction #broke not woke #please read the sign #red means stop #enjoy your experience #satire

2:30 space shows!

Please make sure to plan your visit so you don’t miss our weekend movies! On Sundays you can catch a 2:30 showing of the universe as explained by astrophysicists Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim. It’s included in your admission!

#mke #dwfanfiction #tim and eric #science rules #the universe #tourism

College and Military Discounts!

Here at the museum of funwater science, we like to honor college students and military members for sacrificing their time, money, and lives. Therefore, you can get a discount off admission if you bring your IDs! Please remember to bring your photo identification. You don’t want an impostor getting credit for your tireless work.

#dwfanfiction #multi-pass #military #college #IDs #satire #5th element

Design It!

Peter Piper and his young son, Cornelius, came from Chicago to visit the museum of science fun.

“Oh, sticks of fiddle, Papa! Today is Mama’s birthday!” said the young child.

“You’re right, offspring of mine,” replied Dad. “What shall we do?”

“KDI LAB!” cried the boy.

Off to the lab of wonder did they laser cut, glue googly eyes, and sneeze glitter. Together they created for Mama Piper a rocket...

...A ROCKET TO MARS!!!

#dwfanfiction #satire #design it #museum fun #rockets #build shit #chicago people #visit #tourism #space exploration

FOR YOUR INFORMATION: Due to overwhelming concern, the museum of happy science and technological advancements must make it clear to guests that the stingray that took Steven Irwin’s life is not housed in our aquarium. The aqua house is too small to carry stingrays that big. It’s also not fit for Bill Maher.

Please plan your visit accordingly.

#dwfanfiction #sting rays #steven irwin #bill maher #satire #mke

Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto

On Homeschool Day, young Robert Farnsworth, age 8, received a lovely welcome from educators eager to teach him about robotics and circuits. After three hours of enrichment, Robert rewired the Machine of Dreams to construct a foam house for his pet rock, Amadeus.

#dwfanfiction #homeschool day #enrichment #robotics #circuits #museum of fun #science rules #mke #satire #homeschool kids are weird

Cleverly enough, Paul Simon has never been employed at the center of learning engagement with science and he knows the wristband rules! Maybe he’ll stop by and visit this summer before or after his public music performance for goers that like music.

#dwfanfiction #paul simon #wristband my man #pay admission or get out #satire #mke

DISCLAIMER: There are by NO means manatees at the aqua portion of the museum’s learning center for aquamarine water life. Please plan accordingly.

Also worth mentioning: just because these sea cows are no longer endangered does not give you the right to eat them.

#dwfanfiction #satire #mke #sea cows #manatees #indian coast #not third coast

What is lost is now found

Frequent visitor Alex loved the fun museum of technology and science. Every time he went he’d come home with a new pair of headphones.

#dwfanfiction #satire #mke #lost and found #make sure you have yer belongings

Regrettably, we must advise patrons do not confuse our museum of technological science with the now defunct Discovery Zone palace of fun and plastic ball pits. While there are many air shafts in the museum big enough to house rambunctious, crawling children, we recommend not taking the risk. Nor are we liable. Please plan your vacations accordingly.

#dwfanfiction #discovery zone #get in the zone auto zone #seriously plan ahead #lost chlidhood #satire

Make yer own foam wardrobe

Scarlett Pumpernickel loved the machine that created things that humans could do but are instead being replaced by robots. One day, while anxious and frantic museum of science and fun employees tried to find her for her worried mother, Scarlett ordered 23 foam creature cut-outs. Just when her mother was on the verge of dialing 911, Scarlett ran to her and yelled with glee as she modeled off her new foam shorts and socks.

#dwfanfiction #lesson of the day: stay with your parents #code adam #missing kids are not fun in a crowded museum #where is your adult #automation #skynet #satire #mke

Full disclosure: Bill Nye is NOT the CEO of the science museum of fun and technology. While it is popularly believed he is, sadly, he is not. Do not let this keep you from visiting this fine establishment.

#dwfanfiction #bill nye #science rules #alonquin for the good land #satire #but science still rules

Wristbands unlock the realm of science!

Timothy refused to wear a wristband whilst enjoying the sights and sounds of the science museum of fun and technology. Too bad the air in his bicycle tires refused to inflate...

...BECAUSE HE WAS STRANDED.

#dwfanfiction #lesson of the day: wear your wristband #pump your tires with air #take bicycle safety measures #follow the rules #have fun at the science museum of fun #414 #mke #satire

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Here you will find award winning tales of fun and merriment at Lake Michigan’s Institute of Science-y Things. Enjoy!

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