I Don’t Feel So Good

Just your friendly neighborhood procrastinator

[scienceofattackeyebrows]

Shahs jus

[scienceofattackeyebrows]

Djdhieksbd

[lookathernow]

this tumblr mass deletion thing is like the avengers infinity war of the internet

[marvel-blog2]

the snappening

[bestfunny]

#thesnappening

[toasthag]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[equalistmako]

i always ask my dad to send me pics of my babiest brother because that kid will literally drop EVERYTHING he’s doing to pose for a camera. 

[equalistmako]

he interrupted their dinner just now to get the best shot

a STAR in the making tbh

[a6]

me: [learns the meaning of a previously unknown word]

the word: [coincidentally starts showing up everywhere in the following days]

me:

[shencomix]

[witchoncampus]

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[harryflack-blog]

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

[mcu-incorrect-quotes]

they totally said this [9/?]

[gothhabiba]

imagine the drama if characters from classical literature engaged in tumblr antics

[gothhabiba]

CALLOUT POST for Fitzwilliam Darcy

did not consider me handsome enough to dance with

has been the means of ruining, perhaps for ever, the happiness of a most beloved sister

reduced George Wickham to his present state of comparative poverty (I don’t have receipts on this but trust me)

is full of arrogance, conceit, and selfish disdain of the feelings of others; is ungentlemanlike in general

[gothhabiba]

EDIT: I HAVE RESCINDED ALL CALLOUTS OF MR. DARCY He is now my husband (long story)

[pr1nceshawn]

Street Art: Before & After.

[edensmidian]

I love these…..

[fluffy-critter]

Chaotic Good

[genatrius]

My favorite part is that these are going to be someone’s neighborhood landmarks. “Turn left at the saxaphone player,” “yeah I work in the shop right next to the Princess Leia fire hydrant,” “if you pass the shady guy selling watches, you’ve gone too far.” The urban and suburban worlds are so funny of random infrastructure points that you’re just supposed to ignore, like those big metal wiring cabinets on the side of the road and all those backflow preventers all over the place. With just a little paint, now they have friendly, comprehensible meaning.

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

hamlet’s dad: son you need to avenge me

hamlet: oh ABSOLUTELY

hamlet for the next four and a half acts:

[pochowek]

i refuse to believe this is a real interview i feel like everything going on here is an elaborate comedy routine

[forestofdenial-deactivated20190]

[sheik524-deactivated20200210]

What the shit rabies isn’t a joke. This rabiesphobic attitude on Tumblr is getting worse.

[kid-icourse]

[crappyhomemadegifs]

[mrdaco]

My room mate found this 9-1-1 Emergency Education VHS and we watched it together. We seem to have the only record of its existence. And here’s a taste.

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

I AM SCREAMING OMG

[gryffindork98]

I’m the phone

[marvelgifs]