Sci-Fi Scorpio

He/Him, 39, Socialist, Slutty, Hipster, Nerd. lol bio.

[better-positive-memes]

[homunculus-argument]

"Bitches with no car be everywh

my fatass thumbs pressed something wrong on my phone to summon that gif and actually nvm that's much funnier than what I was going to say.

[mahohikaru]

you summoned them. The bitches with no car

[homunculus-argument]

That's how they get around. They teleport to your current location whenever we hear someone talking shit.

[lanaflowerz]

[fandom-trash-goblin]

we've got a life to love living.

[teaboot]

advice that has literally saved and improved my life

[probablybadrpgideas]

The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters

[pegasusdrawnchariots]

mimc Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Mimic Mouth. Put Baby In Mimic Mouth. no problems ever in mimmic mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Amimic Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in mimic mouth can trust mimic for giveing good love to baby. friend mimic

[elodieunderglass]

@maverick-ornithography

[pisshandkerchief]

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

[angel-derangement]

this post has been in my head so here is a pinterest quote version of it thanks op

[only-cat-memes]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

"Aw, geeze, that's awful. That's a shame a nice lady like you has got to through all this. And I promise, we'll be out of your hair as soon as possible. I'm sure you've got enough to deal with without us stomping around and poking into everything.

"Just one more thing, though. Something I just can't wrap my head around. You said your husband was in the catnip business, right? Never touch the stuff myself, but my wife and I, our nephew, he owns a dispensary. And he told us, he told us that it's a cash only business, because the banks and the credit card companies won't allow their cards to be used for any transactions. Can you imagine? Cash business, all up and down the chain, from buying up stock to buying it in the store! That's an awful lot of money to keep track of. So if he was going out to buy new blends of capnip, he'd have needed a lot of cash. But we talked to the bank, and they said he hadn't taken out in any money in weeks.

"Isn't that strange?"

[incendavery]

im entering my magic the gathering era

[cheddybiscutsluvr]

How it feels many game nights

[ceruleanheaven]

im sure if i move far away from home to somewhere no one knows me my whole personality will suddenly change and everyone will love me and everything will be better im sure im sure im sure

[emobanana22]

Being not a teenager on this app feels exactly like this fr

[iftadwascool]

[creamsodacrossroads]

If the Netflix show and the current meme trend are any indication, I feel I can confidently say that the most annoying thing on the internet is people who have never read Scott Pilgrim that won't shut up about Scott Pilgrim

[creekmotel]

[theskullofjudgement]

Skull of judgement am I evil for wanting to be loved

YUUUUUUP

[king-monky]

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

It can happen to the

of us

[emofreakks]

[fnafmybeloved]

[nyaa]

horse with a dvd player on its back 2006-03-21

[nyaa]

wild

[nerveblot]

sorry I have some kind of brain disease

I suspect this was meant as a visual pun because this server is rated for 733 watts, almost exactly one metric horsepower

[creepymutelilbugger]

if it wasn’t for some kind of brain disease, we would all have forgotten this punchline. everyone say thank you some kind of brain disease