come on and slam

hrrrrrhhgggnhhh

[segamascott]

[captain-price-returns]

[knilolas]

[teathattast]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[plasmalogical]

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[tothechaos]

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

[notahorseindisguise]

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[dogpuppy]

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[letterful]

[beardedmrbean]

[fleshdyke]

when i get to heaven the real gun emoji will be there waiting for me

[delicateboyz]

[segamascott]

[r0zeclawz]

freeze frame. yeah, thats me. you might be wondering if thats me. yeah its me. ok thanks. unfreezes frame

[dogpuppy]