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@scionsurvivalguide
paladin/fighter ac: my sheilds and plated armor keep me safe from harm, though occasionally things slip through
race based ac: my natural skin is tough and hard for many things to pierce
caster ac: my magic has been useful in creating wards that deflect many a blade and arrow
rogue/monk ac: my finely developed agility lets me step clear of many attacks
barbarian ac: I CAN BREAK A KNIFE ON MY PECS SO DON"T FUCK WITH ME
I’m not a drunkard. I’m a functioning alcoholic. There’s a difference.
The drunk monk
halfling rogue: So we’re just going in blind?
elf fighter: I have darkvision!
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Source?
@michuno
I believe this is from Ghost Stories. The series didn’t do too well in Japan, so when it was translated and dubbed in English, the VA studio was given a rough outline of the plot and were told to do ‘whatever’.
They ran with that.
She’s both…she’s a ghost AND a bitch.
Reblog if you’re a ghost AND a bitch
If you won’t talk to your kids about Dungeons & Dragons… who will?
“The first roll’s free…”
When your Players roll bad perception checks:
The What Raptor
Teri, mishearing “The Quiet Rider”
Hot concept: Tieflings who are married don’t wear rings on their fingers. I imagine many anti-tief religions are like ‘NO YOU CANT DO THAT MEH MEH MEEEHH’ So they wear their marriage bands elsewhere.
They are custom fitted with a band around one of their horns so their beloved is ‘always on their mind.’ There’s rarely precious jewels embedded-which makes it strange to see very elaborately dressed tieflings wear something that looks so plain-it’s because their beloved is suppose to be the jewel. The bands are usually kept very well cleaned and polished because a neglected looking band is sort of a ‘nudge nudge-that guy doesn’t care much about his s/o.’ kind of thing.
Simple patterns are often very acceptable or engraved names.
Poly tieflings will often have a band on each horn and are ornately engraved to symbolize their partners.
Tieflings who are widowed and remarry keep the bands on because removing it would be a sign of not thinking about their dearly departed anymore and would be an insult to the spirits.
Tieflings who divorce usually have to seek out a Black Smith to get these removed. And then proceed to publically throw the band at their Ex-which could hurt because it would be a fairly big piece of metal.
Horrifyingly enough, forced ‘divorce’ occurs in some regions and if the band can’t be removed because it takes a professional to remove it, people who just result to sawing off the horn itself-which creates the polite protocol in tiefling social culture to not ask about horns if missing.
Some Tieflings who have to hide their marriages in anti tiefling areas that are aware of the marriage practices get a bit more creative and pierce their nose with a ring finger sized band while their lover if non tiefling can wear the ring more subtley on their hand.
Druids
“The answer to everything is Aloe-Vera
…And goodberries”
me: *plans a session of D&D where the plot begins to thicken and the players would get drawn into more political turmoil*
players: *spends the session adopting children and playing truth or dare*
Galavant (2015)
When your Persuasion or Intimidation is really high.
Just bard things
OOF! OOF! how does FIFTEEN POINTS of DAMAGE TASTE?!
i think im funny
Item: drawer full of orbs that will, once per day, generate a knife
“yoshi is elven for rage”
— our rogue
there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.
like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything
THE BOY
Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).
The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.
You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.
And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.
And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.
BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.
Good thing Ursula’s got our back, at least.
This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.
Gentleman, if I might add:
yes you may add this
Ok, but they are ACTUALLY cute
