PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du
noise dept.
shark vs the universe
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER
occasionally subtle
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
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$LAYYYTER
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cherry valley forever
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@scolos1
Yes, he's committed multiple acts of murder, yes, he's overthrown a monarchy, yes, he can get a bit bloodthirsty from time to time, yes, god told him to kill people, but your honor, he's just a little guy. My poor little meow meow. He had a very sad childhood. And adulthood. He's just very sad.
4️⃣6️⃣ psycho mode
I'm not a "Streamer," nor a "YouTuber." I am a princess showing my poetry to a crowd of devoted sycophants. You listen with stary eyes and hanging jaws, hoping if you listen well enough, I might let you sniff my hand. That is the dynamic I bring to my Tears of the Kingdom Challenge Videos.
based on arlecchinos voiceline about her not being able to understand the hearth kids' slang, here are some scenarios me and my friend came up with:
hearth kids: "skibidi rizz, why are you watching cocomelon, thats not ratioed. you need to start mewing"
arle, sitting in the corner: "what the fuck are you saying"
lyney, trying to explain what camp means
arle: *head in hands, about to go up in flames because she feels old*
"why are you coming out of the closet? we're in a hallway, there is no closet?"
"What do you mean you think it's time to come out? We're already outside?"
"who did you slay? do i need to bury a body for you?"
arle, to lyney: "wait i thought you were going to be the next king of the hearth. why is everyone calling you a queen?"
"Lynnette why did you write 'slay pussy boss' on the report about Furina I had you make?"
Arle: you can't do that anymore freminet. That's against the rules
Freminet: okay miss girl
Arle: ???? I am a woman???
lyney: "youre gaslighting and gatekeeping, but youre not girlbossing"
arle: "i actually did gaslight last night. i burned that one rich guys house down. i thought i told you about that?"
"What do you mean you've been afflicted with 'brain rot' are you okay?!?!"
"drag queen? to where? are they angry at miss furina again?"
arle, to lyney: "why are they calling me and columbina fruity? my cologne smells nothing like fruit"
lyney: "father, why do you have that look on your face?"
arle: "WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME AN EGG"
arle: "top energy? bottom energy? if you want to succeed in the house of the hearth, then you must have top energy at all times and never fall behind"
lyney: "no thats- thats not what they meant"
"lynette, why are the kids calling neuvillette babygirl?"
"serving cunt? please dont do that, thats unsanitary"
“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too
I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies
I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.
Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.
As a professional guard who always lies, don't worry about it, you're doing great.
What if o genuinely fucking strangled you and ripped all the hair out of your head and forced you to listen to miu yapping for 13 hours straight.
(13 because its a vick reference lets fucking go)
WHO IS THIS!?!???!?!?!?!?? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOUY 😭😭😭😭
Ouma Kokichi from Danganronpa V3 has been put in a blender (affectionately)
I'm finally free from that stupid ass diploma so now I have time to slowly post all the bullshit I was sketching at nights to keep myself sane
Hello there purple man.....is a humble interdimentional little guy allowed to interact.......... im super cool i promise....im purple too.......
(@oumakokichireallife11)
“Purple man? I do have a name.”
{$}He pinched the bridge of his nose,
“Talk all you want, just don't be as annoying as the people in my group.”
Oh I think you mean MYYYYYY group buddy.....youre being recruited to my super secret super evil organisation........we could use some1 as smart (rich) as you 🤑🤑🤑🤑
And you HAVE to say yes because im the ultimate supreme leader and thats what im good at and I asked really nicely kay
“No.”
YOU'RE SO MEEEAAANNNNNNNN WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 you made me CRY you should feel TWRRIBLE you BASTARD
(ooc post)
(I think that kokichi and gundham would get along well until kokichi realises that gundham is actially like that and doesn't just do it for shits and giggles like he does)
every time someone draws kokichis hat with different symbols an angel gets its wings
Ibuki in the gender neutral bathroom taking the biggest she/it of her life
nekomaru approves
I think in their attempts to make Makoto as plainly average as possible they actually made the guy fucking insane because only Makoto would say that he doesn't want Junko to die. Only Makoto could take a look at the worlds 15 most dangerous territories who have probably committed every crime in the book and go like. "Hm. I don't think they deserve to die so I'm going to rehabilitate them instead". Only Makoto would do this.
hey welcome to my evil lair, good job beating my minions. yeah hold on before i fight you let me just stand directly underneath this massive iron chandelier held up by four ropes connected to big stakes at each corner of the room. like an idiot
