Scoob's Shack

I'm called scoobs, that's all

[yrbff]

Happy World Nutella Day!

[nosleeptilltacos-deactivated201]

you had meat nutella

[gaeans]

[thecuriousinferno]

never forget The Church of Satan wishing Yoshiko Yohane a happy birthday

[backstageleft-deactivated202009]

Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever. 

Like at first, wow this looks nice:

How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.

… And then you find the floorplan:

Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place). 

This is your enterance:

Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks. 

It comes with such stunning features as:

Creepy ass long murder hallways.

A room with many doors (all closets).

A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.

And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.

I hope you like wine, A LOT.

[captainlordauditor]

this. this is a video game apartment. be wary of lurking assassins. any stray chests probably contain loose gold or weapons

[tombstonettromboners]

honestly I’d totally live in this amateur counter strike mapper’s first map

[shrimppunk-deactivated20170902]

I don’t give a shit that the bathroom is in another timezone its cheaper than anything around here

[metalgirlysolid]

This is literally the first level of Hitman 2

[conquerorwurm]

What the fuck

[mousethe]

what does it all mean

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

Chrissy Teigen is truly a savage

[monibabee]

Biiiiitch 😂😂😂

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

god damn lmao

[doctorwho-the-fuck-are-you]

HoLy FuCk

[freaknoid]

1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D

[hyourinmaruice]

oh my god I cannot breathe

[hivibrations]

I literally choked at the end.

[buzzfeed]

[remacei]

[braunerbear]

one of us is gonna have to change.

[houshou]

why do things aimed at “gamers” look like that

[french-boat-deactivated20181217]

look like what?

[houshou]

[suppyguppy]

[captainthundernuts]

you fucking leave reaper out of this

[suppyguppy]

[casualgabrielreyes]

[galacticambition]

no grass types have actual functioning hands

[aedeagus]

thats only what they Want you to think

[iasipscreenshots]

[sensitiveaangel]

what i lack in personality i make up for in

nothing

[shitshilarious]

[breakcorechoirboy]

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

[rattusregius]

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

[melodichordata]

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

[setheverman]

music genre: video game

[thedragonisaprincess]

lmfao well my morning was made.

[thecrb15]

This is like the biggest zelda vague post

[this-is-persona-non-grata]

We lost some great ones this year.

[mejaisoulstealer]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever watched

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

man i doubt any gaming controvery will ever top no man’s sky

like it had this absolutely massive marketing campaign, had huge backing from sony, sean murray even had televised appearances on american talk shows to show off his revolutionary new game and to talk about features in the game

and then the game came out and it was all fake. everything. every single screenshot, piece of footage, every single promised feature was all a lie. none of that was in the game. 

not even fucking multiplayer. 

they spent so much time in the marketing talking about the multiplayer and how every player was part of an interconnected universe and that, though unlikely due to the sheer size of the universe, players would be able to meet and interact with one-another

and then in less than a week two players “found” each other and it turned out the multiplayer was completely fake. there was no multiplayer. none of it was real. 

and then

everyone involved with the game, at least all of the most publicly recognizable people involved, fucking vanished

and the office hello games was using was abandoned

nobody knows where hello games went or where sean murray is 

a small team of indie developers sold the gaming community a lie, tricked one of the biggest multimedia companies in the world in to backing them, and then vanished 

nothing will ever top that. nothing will ever top hello games exploiting the hype and preorder culture surrounding video games for a profit and then running off with the money. i fucking dare the industry to top that. 

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

I really hope this entire debacle forces a change in the industry in a positive way where people start to actually be just the slightest bit more sceptical about trailers, screenshots, preordering and all that

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

[bottomsurgery]

Home of sexuals

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

[hashememe-deactivated20170212]

He went home is the funny part lmao