bing bong

what’s up guys my name’s rachel i’m 21 and i never fuckin learned how to read

[mousegirlheart]

i beg to sniffer

[i-am-a-fish]

I think rent should be $4 a month

[i-am-a-fish]

like hey landlord, thanks for letting me stay at your place. go get yourself a snack this month

[i-am-a-fish]

oh a thousand? you want a thousand? that's too many snacks babygirl

[scoopfork]

apex legends kill code part 4 & text posts

[deerfests-deactivated20260113]

+ the ones that didn’t fit:

is this something?

[mudslide-sailor]

am i too late to the control party

[heatwa-ves]

"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you

[iced-bees]

[guooey]

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

[hachama]

For anyone who needs it. Use in good health.

[brucebocchi]

[thedunwichwhorer]

Go a little fart

[gizmoera-deactivated20240601]

be ded

Go a little fart

Dig a little dee

Reach a little

Catch the Cat

and pass it on

[moved--306389]

[gummywurm-gaming]

[spacepunksupreme]

I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist

[april]

📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it

[desinteresse]

When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

[thecraftgremlin]

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

[11111111111101111111111-deactiv]

This spatula

Idk why

[orangesideirrational]

[11111111111101111111111-deactiv]

[bagofbonesmp3]

[insomniac-arrest]

the heavy machinery when I'm on pain meds and not supposed to be operating them