Scootle Me Bootle bb

[whetstonefires]

One of my favorite things is modern adaptations that leave people with the same careers they had in the original material, because unless you’re a cop or a doctor that practically never happens.

Irene Adler’s an opera singer. We still have those! They don’t have the same subtext exactly, but nothing is going to because we aren’t the Victorians. She could continue to be an opera singer. I have never seen this happen.

Jonathan Harker can still be in real estate. That’s a job people have. A modern story that still involves Dracula contacting his firm to help him purchase property sounds amazing actually.

[nudityandnerdery]

A modern adaptation of Dracula where you keep seeing Jonathan Harker’s face on bus stop bench ads for his realtor office.

[donnamissal]

[parasect]

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

[po-acus]

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

[sternenhimmel-mond]

Together they create the full set.

[meangirlnurse]

women who cook four pounds of pasta by accident are valid

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

So when Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi he looked like this

But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)

And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that

…. You know?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

As a tag?? You make the funniest comment on this post ever as a tag?

[notyourdaddy]

I’m definitely ready for summer. The cabin looks so much better when it’s got on it’s summer drag.

[dynamics-of-an-asteroid]

Parts Unknown: Newfoundland

[calmandtalented]

[retroactivebakeries]

#funny he was an anti-monarchist because this is some king shit

[drtrinitysantos]

I need to smoke weed with this bitch

[philosophyshitscribble]

i wanna play a tabletop RPG where my six stats are

gumption

chutzpah

moxy

childlike wonder

the cut of my gib

and a certain je ne sais quoi

[whitepeopletwitter]

[memewhore]

[expressions-of-nature]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[awakandangoddess]

This

gotta be the equivalent to this

[misomimii]

Same energy

Lmao

[lpbear]

[cevansdilf]

[victorgparra-deactivated2020111]

[idonthavevans]

[eating-rocks]

I'm replaying skyrim and I always forget the the default face and the guy that greets you when you wake up is the same

And it's so fucking funny to me because all I can think of is them just

[gaygaara]

[iwasalwayscobrakai-deactivated2]

phineas and ferb au where they can't build anything and everything looks like this

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

[without-ado]

Grannies around 100 years old appeared in Vogue 2020. They are so beautiful just like flowers.

[funnymemes-and-kinkydreams]