i dont know how much anger i have left

Rose ~ she/her

[sickfreaksirkay]

“no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot

[divorce-enjoyer]

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

[divorce-enjoyer]

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

[typewriter-worries]

where's that picture that ruined my life

[typewriter-worries]

found it

[typewriter-worries]

this comic did the same thing

edit: alright, some of you have your heart in the right place, but this is not snoopy. this is his brother, spike.

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[archivingbarca]

fcbarcelona: 🌟 OUR BLAUGRANA PLAYERS ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS 🌟

(ig, 20/07/26)

[tsarina-anadyomene]

just saw a german use the word Lebensratgeberfilme ("life advice giving films") which is a marvelous expression

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[afloweroutofstone]

[baldgonia]

the potential of their dynamic appears when they get kind of blowjob brothers with it. like betty trying with all her might to break archie’s hand. i should feel at all times that theyre approximately 7 beers away from british lads hit each other with chair

[baldgonia]

I said this on twitter as well but this is where I can find appeal in the “m/f childhood best friends and neighbors start dating in adulthood” concept like I don’t want the white picket fence two kids and a dog thing I just want them to activate “will eat worms if dared” instincts around each other

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[knowyournewmeme]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

theyre calling this shit “lost media” now

[bumblebeebats]

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

[slowspinningredemption]

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

The Hat Man is our greatest export

[only-cat-memes]

[doubleca5t]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[afloweroutofstone]

Huge fan of this Thomas Nast cartoon from 1869 that has a dignified and respectful depiction of Native, Black, Chinese, and Arab Americans while simultaneously depicting Irish and German Americans as racial stereotypes

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]