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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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the signs as In the Heights characters
Aries - Vanessa Taurus - Camila Gemini - Kevin Cancer - Benny Leo - Graffiti Pete Virgo - Abuela Claudia Libra - Sonny Scorpio - Daniela Sagittarius - Piragua Guy Capricorn - Nina Aquarius - Usnavi Pisces - Carla
so no one told you life was gonna be this gay...
the signs as real witches
Aries: Agnes Waterhouse// Had a deal with the Devil and wasn't afraid to say so. The Brave witch.
Taurus: Joan Wytte// Clairvoyant and healer who eventually became possessed by the Devil, getting involved in many fights.
Gemini: Marie Laveau// Voodoo Queen. Performed necromancy, mind control, telekinesis and pinning.
Cancer: Chedipe// Witch-vampire who rode on tigers in the moonlight, choosing houses to visit to cast spells on men.
Leo: Agnes Sampson// Tried to sink the ship of Queen Anne, wife of King James VI of England.
Virgo: Isobel Gowdie// Could control the weather and would often write poetry about witch practices. Allegedly marked by the Devil.
Libra: Circe// Transformed random sailors into wolves and lions and all kinds of animals.
Scorpio: Mother Shipton// Clairvoyant, sorceress. An outcast with a great talent.
Sagittarius: Maret Jonsdotter// Frequently tricked men. Attended witch sabbaths.
Capricorn: Alice Kyteler// Poisoned her rich husbands, disappeared the night before her execution.
Aquarius: Angele de la Barthe// Allegedly had sex with the Devil.
Pisces: Catherine La Voisin// Fortune Teller & Love Potions expert. Plotted to murder Louis XIV.
My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime
me: innn...
them: don't do it
me: oldendaysaglimpseofstockingwaslookedonassomethingshockingbutnowgodknowsANYTHINGGOES
Okay can we talk about Mercutio and Benvolio for a minute please?
Mercutio does not actually die on-stage. He is stabbed by Tybalt, makes a few puns and the odd dick joke (as one would), and then asks Benvolio to help him “into some house”. They go off-stage and Benvolio re-enters a few lines later (suspiciously few, in fact) to report Mercutio’s death.
Benvolio himself then promptly disappears from the play at the end of the scene.
Headcanon that Mercutio’s death was faked and that he and Benvolio are sitting happily on some tropical island together, sipping cocktails and making out.
i wanted to illustrate my favourite Mercutio-related post on tumblr
Reblog and see if you get a color
PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
FUSHIA: I wish we were friends in real life.
GREY: You make me go asdfghjkl.
RED: I love you with a burning passion.
GREY 2: I wish you would notice me.
PINK: I think you should follow me.
TEAL: We have a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I don’t like your blog.
YELLOW: **** ME PLEASE.
WHITE: MARRY ME PLEASE.
GREEN: I think you’re cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I don’t like you.
The signs as Hamilton
Aries: hey, hey, hey, hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Taurus: ….daAMN
Gemini: Why he even brings the thunder
Cancer: *ominous violin music starts playing* There’s nothing like summer in the city…
Leo: Yo, who the eff is this?!
Virgo: I’m a general! Weeeeeee!
Libra: Well, hate the sin, love the sinner ;)
Scorpio: “You don’t have the votes..🎶 You don’t have the votes🎶 ” (Ah ha ha ha ha)
Sagittarius: I’m a polymath, a pain in the ass.. a massive pain
Capricorn: *Crazy british laughter*
Aquarius: SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKIN DEMOCRATIC-REPUBLICANS
Pisces: “Burr, you’re a better lawyer than me.” “…Okay.”
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen, ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighTING FRENCH MEME
LARGE BAGUETTE
IM TAKING THIS COURSE BY THE GRAINS MAKING BREAD TASTE BETTER WITH WHOLE GRAIN
LARGE BAGUETTE!
AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL THE TOAST IS POPPING UP WITH CRISPY CRUMB REMAINS - IM!
LARGE BAGUETTE!
WATCH MY SAUTEEING I’M GLAZING I’M GRATING IM-
LARGE BAGUETTE
I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE CRUMBS
LARGE BAGUETTE
I COME BACK WITH MORE BUNS… AND CHIPS AND SO THE SALAD SLIPS
we rendezvous with croissant dough, consolidate their chips
we can bake this bread at yorktown, top it off with seeds but, for this to succeed, there’s something else we need
SMALL HAM MAN
Sir he knows what to do in a deli, he’s a really tasty meat and he can’t be beat
A compilation of my favourite ‘little stories’ from tumblr.
- Part 1 || Part 2
Hamilton: wow the stars sure are beautiful tonight
Eliza: yeah
Hamilton: you know who else is beautiful
Eliza: *blushes* who?
Hamilton: laurens
KILL ME NOW
Relationship Aesthetic + Song Masterpost
Aries
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Taurus
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Gemini
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Cancer
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Leo
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Virgo
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Libra
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Scorpio
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Sagittarius
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Capricorn
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Aquarius
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Pisces
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The signs as Shakespeare quotes
Aries: "As he was valiant, I honor him; but, as he was ambitious, I slew him"
Taurus: "See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek!".
Gemini: "Men at some time are masters of their fates:The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,But in ourselves, that we are underlings."
Cancer: "Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under 't."
Leo: "What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how"
Virgo: "Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them".
Libra: "But love is blind, and lovers cannot see".
Scorpio: "If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?".
Sagittarius: "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."
Capricorn: "Better three hours too soon than a minute too late."
Aquarius: "Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt."
Pisces: "We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life is rounded with a sleep."
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.
I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
I wish for 1989 tickets to an L.A. show appear for me.
This is actually v important and needs to be reblogged
Gonna just share this:
My European Studies professor decided a few weeks ago to take a Friday and instead of following the syllabus, he spent the entire hour and a half comparing Hitler’s actions from a European perspective to that of what Trump is doing in America. He never repeated a single point, and even used video and photos like this to show the comparison.
To make things better, he had us do an in class assignment for participation points. He first played a clip on youtube of one of Hilter’s speeches, subtitled and 3 minutes long. He then played a clip of one of Trump’s rallies. Our assignment? Copy down every single sentence that matched in translation down on a sheet of paper or a word document that wasn’t repeated. The person with the closest amount to what my professor found got a candy bar.
My professor found, in just three minutes of a speech, that Trump matched 65 different phrases/sentences to that of Hitler’s translation.
65 nearly identical phrases used in his speeches. Take a moment to think about that.
