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Nia Pisces sun// Taurus moon// Gemini rising// Aquarius dominant

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It's Pisces season!!!

Happy birthday to all my fellow Pisces ♓️. My birthday is February 28. When’s yours?

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Happy Pisces season

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Orange juice vs Apple juice

Orange juice: Scorpio, Taurus, Cancer, Sagittarius, Gemini, Leo Apple juice: Pisces, Aquarius, Virgo, Aries, Capricorn, Libra

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The Signs as Moms

Aries: the competitive mom who would put you in every sport/ competition and would want you to win all. But if you don't, she'll comfort you and buy you amazing pizza

Taurus: the stay at home mom. She wants to make sure that you are protected at all times so she'll stay at home and watch you

Gemini: the mom who everyone knows. This mom is usually coordinating events, president of the neighborhood watch and PTA president at your school.

Cancer: the soccer mom. She will support you with everything thing you do and probably is head of the team bake sales.

Leo: the hot mom. Don't be surprised if some of your friends come over frequently just to see your mom. She of course would never cross that line because that would be very awkward for you.

Virgo: the mom with high expectations. This is the mom who wants you to get into Harvard and then become a doctor and marry a lawyer. But she will push you to strive for the best.

Libra: the very loving mom. You might find this mom as annoying because she is very clingy and wants to ensure your safety at all times. But this is only because she loves you soooo much

Scorpio: the cool but strict mom. She'll be lenient with some things such as parties and friends over. But you must follow her rules or else.

Sagittarius: the best friend mom. You can basically go to this mom for anything and she will give you the best advice for yourself.

Capricorn: the hardworking mom. This mom will do anything to ensure that her babies are safe. Like the Leo mom she might not be home at times. But she's doing this to ensure you have everything you need

Aquarius: the laid back mom. She's probably the most lenient of all the moms and understands that you need to learn some things on your own. But note if she sees that you are struggling and can't figure something out, she's there no matter what the problem is.

Pisces: the accepting mom. All this mom as well as the others want to see you happy no matter what that circumstance is. She'll support you 100%

Happy Mother's Day!!

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The Signs As Try Guys

Ned: Aries, Libra, Taurus

Eugene: Capricorn, Scorpio, Virgo

Keith: Pisces, Aquarius, Gemini

Zach: Cancer, Leo, Sagittarius

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How the Signs Are Celebrating 4/20

Aries: Smoking Weed

Taurus: Smoking Weed

Gemini: Smoking weed

Cancer: Smoking weed

Leo: Smoking Weed

Virgo: Smoking Weed

Libra: Smoking Weed

Scorpio: Smoking Weed

Sagittarius: Smoking Weed

Capricorn: Smoking Weed

Aquarius: Smoking Weed

Pisces: Smoking Weed

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The Signs as T.V OTP's

Aries: klaroline (Klaus and Caroline- The Vampire Diaries)

Taurus: Haleb (Hannah and Caleb- Pretty Little Liars)

Gemini: Mondler (Monica and Chandler- Friends)

Cancer: Stydia (Stiles and Lydia- Teen Wolf)

Leo: Chair (Chuck and Blair- Gossip Girl)

Virgo: Spoby (Spencer and Toby- Pretty Little Liars)

Libra: Rochel (Ross and Rachel- Friends)

Scorpio: Delena (Damon and Elena- The Vampire Diaries)

Sagittarius: Ness (Jess and Nick- New Girl)

Capricorn: Olitz (Olivia and Fitz- Scandal)

Aquarius: Semperance (Booth and Brennan- Bones)

Pisces: Malex (Mason and Alex- Wizards of Waverly Place)

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The signs as Shakespeare quotes

Aries: "As he was valiant, I honor him; but, as he was ambitious, I slew him"

Taurus: "See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek!".

Gemini: "Men at some time are masters of their fates:The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,But in ourselves, that we are underlings."

Cancer: "Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under 't."

Leo: "What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how"

Virgo: "Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them".

Libra: "But love is blind, and lovers cannot see".

Scorpio: "If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?".

Sagittarius: "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."

Capricorn: "Better three hours too soon than a minute too late."

Aquarius: "Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt."

Pisces: "We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life is rounded with a sleep."

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Three wise monkeys

See no evil: Leo, Capricorn, Sagittarius, Taurus Speak no evil: Cancer, Pisces, Libra, Gemini Hear no evil: Aquarius, Virgo, Scorpio, Aries

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Phantom of the Opera Songs

Aries: The Phantom's Note

Taurus: All I Ask of You

Gemini: Masquerade

Cancer: Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again

Leo: Prima Donna

Virgo: Think of Me

Libra: Angel of Music

Scorpio: Point of No Return

Sagittarius: Why So Silent

Capricorn: Music of the Night

Aquarius: I Remember/Stranger Than You Dreamt It

Pisces: The Wandering Child

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The Archetypes and Roles for the Twelve Zodiac Signs

Aries: the Warrior

Taurus: the Sensualist

Gemini: the Communicator

Cancer: the Counselor

Leo: the Performer

Virgo: the Critic

Libra: the Negotiator

Scorpio: the Detective

Sagittarius: the Philosopher

Capricorn: the Worker

Aquarius: the Anarchist

Pisces: the Visionary

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The signs after someone sneezes

"Bless you": Cancer, Capricorn, Taurus, Scorpio

"Gazuntite": Aquarius, Pisces, Aries

*Asks if you would like a tissue*: Libra, Gemini

*Nothing*: Sagittarius, Virgo, Leo

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I Love ...

You: Pisces, Cancer, Libra, Aries Me: Leo, Capricorn, Virgo, Aquarius Food: Taurus, Sagittarius, Gemini, Scorpio

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Full House vs Fuller House

Full House: Aries, Libra, Pisces, Capricorn, Scorpio, Virgo Fuller house: Gemini, Leo, Cancer, Aquarius, Taurus, Sagittarius

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The signs as countries

Aries: Spain

Taurus: Italy

Gemini: Mexico

Cancer: New Zealand

Leo: India

Virgo: Argentina

Libra: Australia

Scorpio: Russia

Sagittarius: USA

Capricorn: China

Aquarius: Norway

Pisces: Greece

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Gemini's daily moods

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The signs as common household items

Aries: fire alarm

Taurus: pots

Gemini: television

Cancer: couch

Leo: fine china

Virgo: silverware

Libra: mirror

Scorpio: shower

Sagittarius: microwave

Capricorn: computers

Aquarius: lamps

Pisces: bed

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Nick: Gemini, Sagittarius, LEO, Cancer, Aries Joe: Aquarius, Scorpio, Virgo, Capricorn Kevin: Libra, Pisces, Taurus