hirde headon fire on fire horse the hefire he horse fire horse

i'm an evil mastermind, and also gay

[scorpioninatube]

hey everypony you should follow me because im a scorpion in a tube. how fucking cool is that im a scorpion in a tube what more do you need

[scorpioninatube]

i don't like talking to my family. i like laying on my bed

[heavenpierceher]

[flipchild]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[indigosfindings]

im on a "eat food" diet. i eat a food i eat it

[feldfrog]

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[cheddar-baby]

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

[blasesaint]

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[omegaversereloaded]

kym = kill your myself

[bobdylanyaoi]

[boyphrodite]

whats the fucking point

[pissvortex]

When I was a kid I asked my therapist if I should be worried that my internal voice was being narrated by Wheatley from Portal 2 and he deathly serious asked me if Wheatley ever told me to do anything to my friends or family

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[bettyrightnow]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance