Waddup fuckers

mid 20's | she/her | destroy, dismantle, and engulf in flames

[craftingcreatures]

So I was watching a video on ptarmigans and it was mentioned that they dig burrows in the snow for shelter and protection. Which, cool! Burrowing bird! Then they showed this picture and

It's perfect

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

This post gets notes every Ides of March even though it’s not a depiction of Julius Caesar’s assassination, it’s a depiction of the emperor Caligula’s assassination, who was killed on January 24th, 41 AD.

[triflesandparsnips]

happy it’s caligula’s assassination not caesar’s to all who celebrate

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[eternalgirlscout]

i tried to get a narratively significant tarot reading but they only pulled minor arcana so the audience doesn't know what the fuckkkkkkk is going to happen to me

[retquits]

so don't get too comfortable.

high resolution free to download [ here ]

[depsidase]

[stoptheantisemitism]

Important! Please be aware and let your friends, family, and neighbors know too. Ring cameras enable ICE and that puts us all in danger

[gardenofdelete998]

can you tell i missed out on smth fundamental in my formative years 😏

[thahalfrican]

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

[ladykaley]

insane design choice. the implications of this are wild to me.

[twitblr]

Love this! Stay safe folks (x)

[martinkhall]

I suggest changing that to: “I am invoking my right to remain silent. I am invoking my right to an attorney.” Current phrasing leaves too much room for you to get lawyer dogged.

[striving-artist]

If its of use to you, should be large enough to print decently

Using the alternate phrase bc there have been some very dumb court cases.

[iinsawdious]

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

[iinsawdious]

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

[b0nkcreat]

will be thinking about this probably for the rest of the week

[bedupolker]

tryin to press charges on my landlord in a certain large city in arizona but googling "phoenix lawyer" isn't getting me the results I need

[kaijuno]

[wizardshark]

This is because snow doesn't bounce sound waves like concrete does. When the world is like this it's LITERALLY quieter. The snow muffles sound

[wizardshark]

lot of you guys want to bleed to death in this photo!

[egberts]

I really can’t believe we all grew up together on this goddamn bitch of a website

[bibiopic]

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Me: What the fuck. David Corenswet is Superman. The guy who built Star Wars Legos with my brother when they were 14. I knew he had an acting career, he did theater and commercials back then and he was in some Netflix stuff, but Superman?

Husband: congratulations, you are having the authentic experience of being Clark Kent's coworker

[bunnypets]

Garden cake by cantstopcakes