scorpio

19, they/them english lit, vampires, horror, nerd shit

[scorpiosunenby]

sequence of events that just happened on my tomadachi life island

david confessed his feelings to marko and was rejected

marko confessed his feelings to paul when dwayne stole the moment and confessed to paul himself

dwayne and paul started dating

marko and david are both devastated

sounds about right

[scorpiosunenby]

and now marko is in love with dwayne. what is happening

[scorpiosunenby]

dwayne and paul got married.

ahhh i love my messy boys

[scorpiosunenby]

sequence of events that just happened on my tomadachi life island

david confessed his feelings to marko and was rejected

marko confessed his feelings to paul when dwayne stole the moment and confessed to paul himself

dwayne and paul started dating

marko and david are both devastated

sounds about right

[scorpiosunenby]

and now marko is in love with dwayne. what is happening

[scorpiosunenby]

sequence of events that just happened on my tomadachi life island

david confessed his feelings to marko and was rejected

marko confessed his feelings to paul when dwayne stole the moment and confessed to paul himself

dwayne and paul started dating

marko and david are both devastated

sounds about right

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[beardedmrbean]

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[a-weather-eye-on-the-horizon]

I will never win the idgaf wars because I am the most chalant person you will ever meet. I care to a worrying degree. I will die on hills you didn’t even know you could die on.

[vamplire]

romanticizing vampirism is a full time job and you bet i clock in every day always on time

[warcrimesimulator]

[creepygnocchi]

we've never found concrete proof of Nessie because we haven't loch'ed in

[frankherbertsdune]

It's so funny to me that Mary Shelley, her husband, John Polidori, and Lord Byron had a competition to see who could write the best horror story and she wrote fucking Frankenstein. Imagine losing a competition that badly. Imagine just doing a silly little competition with your friend and she basically invents a new genre and creates one of the most famous characters in fiction. Imagine being proud of your little story and then she shares one that people will still read every day in 200 years. Imagine doing a writing competition with your wife and she becomes so recognizable that you'll always be known as Mary Shelley's husband

[skeletal-fish]

guys i think this shakespeare dude might be kinda good at writing. do people know about this

[kazz-brekker]

in dracula there is a cowboy and the female lead lives. in nosferatu there is no cowboy and the female lead dies. ergo, the existence of a cowboy is highly important for the survival of the female lead in a gothic vampire story.

[scorpiosunenby]

quincy p morris what would the world be without you

[scorpiosunenby]

and what if i write my senior thesis about the presence of the gothic genre in shakespeare.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

full offense but mina didn't spend the last fucking quarter of the novel doing literally every single fucking thing she could to keep herself in good spirits after her assault (even after she's been deemed unclean by the heavens) and taking everything dracula forced on her (especially the telepathic link) and turning it against him to help her loved ones kick his fucking ass just for dracula adaptations to go "but what if they had a sexy dark romance <3 what if she was the reincarnation of his dead wife <3" what if you go fuck yourself. what then

[offwegointothewildblueyonder]

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

[combustable-head]

Gothic literature must be cursed to forever be misinterpreted by mainstream public because how did this happen

Dracula book: an evil count who only sees the world as a resource to be drained for his own pleasure is stopped by the group of people who deeply care for each other

Dracula in media: a tragic romantic hero, main love interest of one of the protagonists who must be liberated from her dull little life

Frankenstein book: any human has capacity for evil when completely abandoned and shunned by the world and the people who brought him into it

Frankenstein in media: don't play God because it's against nature's laws

Jekyll and Hyde book: repression and only caring about external appearances can cause your worst impulses to indulge themselves in dangerous ways if ignored for too long

Jekyll and Hyde in media: what if there was two of the same guy but one of them was evil and gross?