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Ten Antique Vampire Killing Kits

[mwajas-deactivated20200129]

look at my eyes i’m full of you

[witchscarlet]

damn javert really went “wtf? morality exists in shades of grey? i am going to kill myself because of this information” and then he did

[afieldinengland]

living in the countryside really strikes the fear of god into you at the most random moments. you’ll just make eye contact with a cow or stare for too long into a brook and all of a sudden you’ll think something like “these are old bones and i am merely a passing occupant” and then you have to go and put the kettle on to cope

[afieldinengland]

me:

the hare staring at me from across the field: which one of your lives is this?

me, legging it: okay tea time i think

[evilbuildingsblog]

something evil is afoot in East LA

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

Dark CVS show me the evil 3am cold medicine run

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

tumblr was sold today for 3 million dollars to wordpress owner. by verizon. who bought tumblr in 2013 for one fucking billion us dollars lmfao this site is certified anti capitalism its fucking hilarious

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

tumblr said 'no one can make profit on this website not even the fucking owners' and by God it kept its word

[buzzkillbyrne]

[hicktrender]

women be like. hot...

[notwerewolfbutch]

gays writing anything:

[ch0erry-deactivated20191202]

happy father’s day uncle iroh i love you

[sacredjeditexts]

Little Girl Stands Up To The First Order In Galaxy’s Edge (x)

[clitorous]

[fuks]

[fragglesystem]

he snaps his fingers and universal healthcare is immediately and successfully implemented

[marisatomay]

[ducissatenebrarum]

Salon Witch by Albert Joseph Penot, 1910.

[lunacyiero]

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

[astudyingreer]

my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!

Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling