SCP Foundation - Site 39

Welcome, Researcher. SCP Inquiries Available.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[initiatetoaster]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[roseycanvas]

This is is posted outside SCP-079's containment cell.

[okdubu]

reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

[scp-threats-is-back]

The fact of SCPs is that if you make a post about Clef the author WILL reblog it. You don't even have to ping just tag properly and it's found in days

[monigote001]

Sometimes he just appears on my notifications and I get scared at first. But as he said, he strictly catches and releases. Funny cryptid man

[scp-l4-clef-alto-001]

[scpsitethirtynine]

Sounds about right for Author Clef.

[lumiidragon]

Me: -violently digging through my SCP art folder to desperately find a reference of Clef-

My Intentions: -To draw him as stupid as possible-

[scp-l4-clef-alto-001]

You are doing God's Work.

[scpsitethirtynine]

..... Admittedly, I haven't spoken to the man in quite a long while, so I wonder how he's changed.

Last I saw him, he was in tactical gear and looked quite angry about having to show up at my location during that breach of theirs.

Hey, led to me getting my job, so I can't complain.

[scpsitethirtynine]

How many days since your site's last incident?

If we're talking petty stuff like the stapler being put in Jell-O again, two days.

Anomalous incidents, however.....

It's been almost a year and three months ....come Wednesday.

The SCP-98-something or another incident was so long ago, I barely remember what exactly happened. All I know is that I was finally able to relax somewhat once it blew over.

Still sort of wish more happened around here.

[scpsitethirtynine]

Post humous update on this one....

We've labelled the fact nothing has literally happened at this site an anomalous incident in of itself.

Nothing has gone to shit....well, at least since we managed to contain the methgators and Russian cheeseburgers, at least.

Hell, I haven't even seen Clef up to his normal shenanigans.... and that's rare for him.

Although there's been some new developments on that Mind-Inversion Coaster that my men have been looking at.... Maybe something will happen soon?

[the-ufos-art-basement]

I did an art trade with my friend, Boose who runs @scpsitethirtynine

[scpsitethirtynine]

Well done, Mod!UFO.

Mod!Andrews

[the-ufos-art-basement]

The scarlet wave here.

[scpsitethirtynine]

Good work, Dr. UFO.

[crypticrisps]

there’s no need to hide,

i’m here to help

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[scpwiki-official]

anyone who was active on scp tumblr between 2016-2022 are veterans and are stronger than every us marine

[f4t4-m0rg4n4]

As someone prepping to go into the military and was also lurking during 2020 SCP Wiki: Y'all needed a few drill sergeants in the forums. Badly.

[scpwiki-official]

[f4t4-m0rg4n4]

[scpwiki-official]

[adhdo5]

Who the fuck is this guy

[scpwiki-official]

no idea

[scp-l4-clef-alto-001]

wut

[adhdo5]

At least I know who this guy is

[overseer-o5-1]

Next up is Alto Clef as The Magician.

Made in Clip Studio

Commissioned by : @DelanoAiden

[scpsitethirtynine]

Hey, it's my headcanon Clef!

Sup. Nice work to OP.

[luxaaj]

on the topic of headcanon voices, do you have a headcanon for the scarlet king? or any other gods?

yeah actually! i like to imagine sk has multiple deep voices that are actually agonizing to listen to that are NOT comprehendible to the human mind.

Jeser has an agonizing voice too but like in an annoying way, id say lost in bonerland by neros day at disneyland describes it best

Moloch has a deep and raspy voice that echoes even in a room full of things. couldnt put a claim on it though

Hastur (the hanged king) can barely talk but if he does it is very quiet and mostly just him coughing or choking his words out.

[spade-the-space-witch]

YAYYY you answered my askkk :)!!!!!!!

[luxaaj]

I am so glad youre happy! Answered it as soon as I got it!

[catchymemes]

[jadeitor]

First drawing and final version of SCP-049 skull I made for the SCP wiki

[scpsitethirtynine]

Still chilling ^^

[c0nnecti0n-l0st]

I PHYSICALLY CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT HUMANIFIED SCP 096 UHHHHH CLICK FOR BETTER QUALITY

Blood warning under the cut!!!

[kurt-stims-archive]

Dr. Theron Sherman stimboard ft. SCP-999

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[optimisticlucio]

[scpsitethirtynine]

Gotta love a little Watchmen, as a treat.

[panicingblanket-left]

cool now I can drop this

[scpsitethirtynine]

.... Despite my gripes with Clef, he *is* a good father to Meri. Or at least tries, when A-Chord doesn't try to fuck with us.

.... He's a good son in law. Fuck his wife tho.