noise dept.
DEAR READER
Mike Driver

oozey mess
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
NASA

blake kathryn
styofa doing anything
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Claire Keane

@theartofmadeline
RMH
Xuebing Du
Jules of Nature
Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Janaina Medeiros
hello vonnie
ojovivo

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@scrabblefraud
The ultimate power move in a vampire/fairy rivalry would be the fairy inviting the vampire over for tea. The vampire has natural dominion over anyone who invites them into their home, the fairy has natural dominion over anyone who violates the laws of hospitality, and neither can refuse the appointment without showing weakness, so it’d just be a constant headgame of the vampire trying to manoueuvre the fairy into a position where the obligations of hospitality allow the vampire to eat them, and the fairy trying to trick the vampire into doing something that would allow the fairy to declare them a poor guest.
You know EVENTUALLY they’re going to get hit with the magical equivalent of being snowed in together, right?
is
is that not the point
next paradox -faeries have power over those who eat fey food -vampires have power over those they feed on even should the vampire successfully bite the faerie theyre still at square one
Schrodinger’s hospitality rules
This feels like a whole new “and they were roommates” trope in the making.
*ships m/f couples but in an un-mistakably bisexual way*
Scooby-Doo and the Witch’s Ghost (1999) dir. Jim Stenstrum
Maybe I just like weddings.
Yaaaaas 😍
“Son, you best get t’steppin’ if’n y’don’t want this lil doggy.”
*aggressively brandishes gnoll who speaks like a rural Canadian*
i almost scrolled past this like a fool
my professor made my class design a “go vote” t-shirt with a same day turnaround, so I made this. in protest
VOTE!
growing up as a cis girl the patriarchy told me “you’re a girl because of the way you were born, there is nothing you can do about this, you have no say in your gender” and i hated being a girl because it wasn’t my choice it was a prison and the trans community told me “you’re a girl because you say so, your view of yourself is the most important thing, if you change your mind that would be ok” and it made me proud to be a girl and feel empowered in my gender and i wasn’t trapped anymore and then terfs come along and tell me “you’re a girl because of the way you were born, there is nothing you can do about this, you have no say in your gender (but like in a woke way)” and they somehow expect me to be on their side?
if you respond with some terf shit im blocking you lmao
FIRS LOOK!!!!!
I’M CRYING!
I wasn’t even a half second in and I started laughing.
[start] *intrumental break in my heart will go on from Titanic playing while showing two aquatic frogs, one is holding up the other like jack, the one being lifted has its arms up like rose* [end]
normalize my 12th grade English teacher, who admitted that his favorite TV show was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and when a male student suggested that it was because Buffy/Sarah Michelle Gellar was hot, wrinkled his face like he’d bitten into something rotten and dead, and said, “At my age (he was 53), there is nothing less sexy than a teenager. You’re all disgusting messes.” It was 1999, I was 17, and I’d grown up in conservative Christian schools and churches. In my life I’d heard heard dozens of sermons from male preachers and teachers and even some older students, whining about how hard it was to be a dude and not commit the sin of thinking sexual thoughts, and how they needed women to wear long skirts and cover their bodies to objectify them
and my bitter, misanthropic, atheist Brit Lit teacher, who hated my class because he was obsessed with teaching Huckleberry Finn but got stuck with Shakespeare and Jane Austen, was the first, and this day the last man I have ever heard articulate a rebuttal from the depths of his soul to the idea that it was normal for teenage girls to be desirable to middle aged men
🥳 Happy Indigenous People's Day!!!
ok let's see what's been posted since I last watched youtu-
BARBIE?? SAID BLM?? WHAT HELL YEAH WHAT
YALL
THEY TALKED ABOUT PEOPLE MAKING ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE THAT WOULD NOT BE MADE ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE
“WHITE PEOPLE GET AN ADVANTAGE THAT THEY DIDN’T EARN AND BLACK PEOPLE GET A DISADVANTAGE THAT THEY DON’T DESERVE“ - EXACT QUOTE FROM BARBIE
THERE WAS A (SHORT BUT IT’S THERE) STORY ABOUT POLICE
THERE WAS A STORY ABOUT A RACIST TEACHER WHO DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THEM
“I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO CONSTANTLY PROVE AND THEN RE-PROVE MYSELF“
THEY MAKE A POINT TO SAY THAT SILENT BYSTANDERS ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM AND CONTRIBUTE TO THE PROBLEM
yall people forget that barbie has never once been chill in her life
Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day!