back on my bullshit

Hey, I'm Crystal. I'm from the USA (unfortunately), my pronouns are she/her, I sometimes do art shit and or write shit but you can mostly expect shitpost from me.

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Love English so much because words sound the same and are the same but have completely different meanings so when I burned my leg the other day and was told to put a dressing on it I genuinely wondered how tf putting ranch or peach vinaigrette on my burn was gonna help before I was handed burn cream and some bandages.

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Ok I locked in they don't look like sex offenders anymore

[rumwik]

I do not think Marvel's "what if" series asked the right questions. We could have had this

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Anyone else ship buildings in their city/town? Like the actual buildings...

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Artist of Tumblr do yall have any tips on how to learn to draw faces?? so far im tracing and using the Loomis method and like watching tutorials and all my portraits kinda look like sex offenders 😐 how do I fix this???

Tell me these two don't belong in jail 😭

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You know you haven't stretched in a while when butterfly actually feels like something

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Happy 4th y'all

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Hardest I think I've ever locked in on anatomy.

[prokopetz]

Creating an OC who's fucked up because of their parents might seem harmless at first, but unless you're very careful about avoiding certain topics, at some point you're going to have to think about what their parents actually did to make them so fucked up, and now your OC's fucked up parents are also your OCs.

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Does anyone else ship buildings in their cities or is it just me?

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Drawing portraits is so fun because I actually have no idea what im doing.

AHHHHHH

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[simpylimpy]

In honor of pride month I'm going to rewatch Top Gun because you would think It's the straightest movie ever but it's not.

You can't convince me this is straight behavior

[electricbab3]

oceans 11 is an even better movie once you realize that danny and rusty want to fuck each other

[kazanskyswingman]

Carole Bradshaw my beloved

That’s it. That’s the post.

She’s literally my mom guys

[bluestareyedweakness]

Happy Pride month to Ice and Maverick and Rooster and Hangman, but happy Pride month to these two as well:

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I have found a new show to obsess over but it's has literally no fandom and it sucks. Like all I can do is just watch the show again.