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• Steph • she/they • 29 •

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[teathattast]

[aerowolf]

"how will i know where the dangerous rocky coast is through all this fog?" the humble foghorn:

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[gloryofnegativity]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[victusinveritas]

[ramshacklegear]

Completed hood, based off a 16th century ‘shame’ mask.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Cum shirt pride

[mrsterlingeverything]

Lets see the cum shirt pride flag

[jennijwoww]

the first stripe is the cum, the second stripe is the black shirt you cum on, the third stripe is the tip of the penis, and the final stripe is the shaft of the penis <3 happy pride!!

[frogmoss1]

i made an inclusive version for me.

[angelicguy]

[angelicguy]

happy pride

[slutdge]

sure. mike posting gay eyehategod hello kitty. why not.

[toodarkpark]

Visit Original Link

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[lancrewizzard]

[bannertanks]

[lostlostinthemusic]

Visit Original Link

[3000s]

one of my friends started going on dates with her mailman but he cut things off and now it's like a situation where she's seeing her "ex" (lack of better term) like every day because he's her mailman

[3000s]

don't date your coworkers = normal advice

don't date your mailman = we need to work on this one

[loveridden1999]

i know cheating is bad but i'd like to thank it for what it has done for music & movie industry

[depsidase]