Creature Corner

She/They I was born with the brain of a parrot

[fluoresensitives]

happy pride to Black lesbians and Black trans women!

[skeletalheartattack]

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Morshu’s Finishing Blow

[wrenvi]

my favorite genre of bearded vulture images is middle aged people cradling them like babies

[despazito]

[atmodeforce]

The B-52s creepypasta youtube thumbnail

[atmodeforce]

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you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

[technicolorcrows]

of course! let me just-

(source)

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

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Where does lasagna come from?

Wizards from a mystical land barely tethered to this reality wrote great spells in tomes called “cookbooks” that anyone can cast

[hollowtones]

thought it comes from caves

[hollowtones]

am i thinking of QUARTZ again

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easy mistake

[hollowtones]

ah, nuts

[hollowtones]

(coincidentally nuts also comes from caves)

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you are thinking of quartz again

[hollowtones]

[centaurself]

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

[starberry-cupcake]

[akron-squirrel]

…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”

[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

[prguitarman]

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[prguitarman]

Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.

I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈‍⬛✨

[moonlit-mask]

Homestar Runner changed my life because whenever I get into a panic spiral about the future my brain autoplays this scene and immediately snaps me out of it

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happy electric feel friday

[calder]

happy electric feel friday

[hbmmaster]