I Love You~

23. Just a social babe with crippling social anxiety

[boommaker1]

[escuerzoresucitado]

cuddling

[quark-nova-deactivated20260116]

Important addition:

[flareonfloof]

reblog this post if you're strong enough to :3 in 2023

[whynotfabulous]

People talk about "The Shape of Water" like it's just the fish fucking movie as if it wasn't about a mute woman feeling truly understood for the first time in her entire life and then yeah fucking a fish

[thecottageinthedark]

#the plot literally centers on a disabled woman and a fat Black woman helping break a trafficking victim out of a government lab#with the help of a gay man and a communist#and the main villain is an archetypal White Cishet Man From the 50s who is also an American government official#YEAH SHE FUCKS THE FISH#BUT THERE'S SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT#AND THE FISH FUCKING IS PART OF THE MOST COMPELLING LOVE STORY I HAVE EVER SEEN#anyway watch The Shape of Water it's very good

[adz]

[thcerbly]

so far the integrity of the body remains

[bunniope]

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

That enough Tumblr for today

[bunniope]

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

[sailorbrazil]

[sandersstudies]

My cats hate each other and fight all the time but when we leave my boy cat (who has the world’s tiniest meow) on the porch too long our girl cat will start to yell at me to let him in. Idk where this camaraderie comes from considering they spend most of their time slapping the shit out of each other.

[sandersstudies]

[sandersstudies]

My girl cat: 🥺möther you have left my déarest dárlingest bröther on the pörch you must admit him pösthaste

My girl cat three seconds later: haha get bitchslapped idiot

[sandersstudies]

The notes on this post are gold.

[snwlvl-deactivated20240125]

capitalism breeds innovation

[ferrumanulum]

Yeah that will do it.

[txttletale]

THE FRENCH????????????????????

[insomniac-arrest]

People with French. People experiencing France. People with France illnesses.

[inhumansandwiches]

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[mousemilf]

starting my own dispensary and all the strains are just called like Strain 12 or something so you don’t have to embarrass yourself asking for the Mega Super Soaker Squishy Deluxe Cum Blaster Variant

[extrachadoliveoil-deactivated20]

artists rendition

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Night Vale had some of the BEST one off quotes that would just suckerpunch you in the chest leave you breathless

Like the one that stuck with me was this one:

"when a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human. This is why sometimes you just feel sad."

It's been almost 11 years... It haunts me in a good way

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Know what? Tell me YOUR favorite WTNV quote. I wanna know what lingers in people's minds after all this time

[slowcat420]

“Are we living a life that is safe from harm? Of course not. We never are. But that’s not the right question. The question is are we living a life that is worth the harm?”

[neosatsuma]

“The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle present.”

[cephalopodvictorious]

“Death is only the end of you assume the story is about you”

[haystarrs-deactivated20200728]

[peakingeveryday-deactivated2025]

[theboy-thebitch-thelegend]

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[elsajeni]

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

[princessnijireiki]

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

[siderealsandman]

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

[kc749]

In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.

[qwertyu858]

[officialfist]

Yeah this all checks out

[vicholas]

I think Gundam is about war but I've yet to find out if war is bad or not. We will see.

[vicholas]