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thesevenwondersofawitch

"She's the kinda girl who'll eat your heart out. There is no surviving her."

I could spend every dollar I had on you, and you'd still say I've never given you anything

I could bend over backwards and push myself past limits for you so you would be happy and you'd say I never want to do anything with you

I try to set boundaries so I don't make myself sick and you'd say you're an after thought

And that I never cared about you

I spend time trying to think of what you'd like

What would make you happy

And yet even tho it's something you've mentioned you loved before

You find a way to use it against me and say I never listened

But how can I listen to something you've never said until now?

I try to make you happy

I push myself to the point of exhaustion

Yet anytime you're upset, you say I never cared or loved you, you clearly don't matter, you do everything for everyone and no one ever says thank you or tries to do the same for you

But what about that time I knew you were upset so I surprised you with your favorite candy?

What about that time you didn't tell anyone what you wanted until the night before your birthday, and I stayed up well into the night finding ways for the camera you wanted to get there by the morning?

What about the times I made myself silent and let you yell and blame me for everything wrong in your day and life, just because I didn't want you to be upset anymore, even if it made me feel like the worst person inside and like a little kid again?

We're sisters, but we're also adults

I can't spend every second with you

And you can't keep blaming me for having friends and wanting to do things with them

I try to be there for you, I ask you about things in advance and say no to things that interfere with our plans

Yet you say I always prioritize them and do what I want to, and in the same breath you say I'm allowed to do that but I can't be upset when you lash out at me over it

I pick up the trash you leave behind, I collect your dishes, I make sure to spend time with you when you're sad and try to make you smile, I don't have to do these things, but I choose to because I love you and hope it helps you. But you never notice, and you're the one who always accuses me of not caring, just because I can't go to a concert with you

I'm sorry I'm disabled and limited in my energy

I'm sorry I can't go with you to bars and large crowds

I'm sorry I can't do something when you never told me about it in the first place

And I'm sorry that I can't be the sister you seem to want.

I can't be your only person, I can't be your therapist or verbal punching bag. You may have trauma from childhood but you're well into your late twenties now, and you're responsible for how to go about your life and emotions.

I'm 23, and I just want to be me.

yume-fanfare

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

purlturtle

So here's why you should always decline:

It's not just about your convenience. It's about other people's data. Basically, I don't want whatever app to have *my* data just because I'm in your contacts and *you* couldn't be bothered to find your friends manually.

And for me it's just a dislike. For others, it can be genuinely dangerous to have their contact data exposed like that.

You got me? Don't do it.

holddeathshandinmine

thesevenwondersofawitch

Hear me out,

Imagine Nadja and Laszlo had a daughter, and that daughter is Chappell Roan

The mother:

The father:

The daughter:

thesevenwondersofawitch

Like come on if they ever revive the show I would love Chappell Roan to just show up

wilwheaton

Saw a video taken at Paris fashion week or something and all those people dressed fancy made me realize something.

Suzanne Collins really wasn't that far off with the Hunger Games. Such fanciful events where rich people dress in extravagant clothes and smooze with each other and gawk at clothes and jewelry and eat extremely expensive food all the while people are fighting for their lives and that of their children in Gaza, Ukraine and other countries wrecked by war.

No wonder the Hunger Games is a banned book in the US, it actually brings attention to the issues in today's society and holds the rich and corrupt accountable.

#screamingsouls #pls no hate #i had heard it was similar and was made to show things in today's world #but until this month i had not read or watched the movies/books #so didn't realize just how deep the similarities were #in other news #the hunger games #is a fantastic series and everyone should read it #hunger games #paris fashion week #society

legacies-safari

Did Kathryn Hahn know about the lesbian army standing behind her? #WWHL

Human to his zombie friend after a long day: dude my brain is so fried rn

Zombie: dude you can't just say things like that. You know I love fried brains, are you trying to make me eat you?

Human friend: ope my bad dude

Zombie: nah man it's fine, but now I'm hungry

Human: I gotcha bro, let's get you some brains

Zombie: thanks bro

Human: you're welcome bro

#screamingsouls #zombies #human #fried brain #zombie x human friend #memes

ladyalysoftheblueajah

I wanted to comment that tumblr calls it something else but I didn’t want to reveal my identity 🙃

#no cause we literally talked out this in the Fishwives discord

Normalize having platonic wives/husbands

Calling your bestie your wife/husband in a completely platonic way just because you vibe so hard and you feel so deeply connected to them that no other word can describe it

Like this is my wife she's my bestie I love her and I'd kill for her and no we aren't into each other in a romantic way and we can have romantic partners but I wanna spend the rest of my life with her

There's also benefits from an economic standpoint too because not only would we be able to live together but we'd also be able to cover each other if one loses insurance and sharing costs is wayyy easier

But you don't even have to be legally married to call them your wife/husband

You can just be like that's my wife! I love her!

In this day and age, with the current world the way it is, it just feels like this would vibe so hard

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

#also known as #lavender marriage #(specifically relating to #LGBTQ+)#screamingsouls #gen z #life memes #platonic marriage #platonic wives #platonic husband #basically i love my best friend and wanna be able to refer to her as my wife without weird looks when we're in public #marriage #platonic friendships #girl friends #friendship #friends #lgbtqia

legacies-safari

Kathryn making everyone break on set of The Studio and her reaction to finding out she was the one everyone said.

crackinwise

Can anybody give these old-ass Democrats protest lessons? They're acting like they're still living in pre-2015 politics when the GOP gave a shit and wasn't deranged.

A member gets up and starts shouting: All get up and shout with him.

Don't walk out: MAKE them carry you all out, not shutting up the entire time. I'm serious, go limp, be dead weight.

Putin's Puppet says a provable lie: Everyone chant "LIE" in unison for a solid minute instead of holding pitiful little signs in front of a man who can't read above a 3rd grade level.

Have someone who knows ASL sitting with you, interpreting everything in full view.

If you're gonna hold signs, make them BIG like you're actually trying to do something. Have them in multiple languages.

Make other signs that say clever or cutting things that will make him rage for days. "DOESN'T OLD TRUMP LOOK TIRED?" or "PUPPET PRESIDENT" or "EVERYONE IS FACT-CHECKING THIS SPEECH TRUMP DIDN'T WRITE" or "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES" or his current tanking approval rating next to a laughing emoji.

Make a stink every day in congress, throw as many bills as you can on the floor even if they go nowhere, look like you're trying.

Have someone, idk maybe someone you actually want to boost for President in 3 gd years, be your voice of opposition in the media, loudly complaining and telling the facts, every single day. Let the people know you're there!

How hard is this? There's probably better suggestions than mine if they actually hired seasoned protestors or behaviorists/psychologists or even the biggest teenage troll they can find on a messageboard.

The Emperor Has No Clothes. So fucking act like it.

misfitwashere

DO SOMETHING!

byulyi

I just think aubrey plaza holding knives is neat

byulyi

this is your day baby

monsterfuckerpillowprincess

I've been thinking and thinking, trying to pinpoint exactly what it was that got me into monster fucking/loving. Was it something I saw or heard, or did it just spring up all on its own? I've been racking my brain trying to figure it out. And then I realized it was this! This right here:

The garden scene from Dracula (1992)! This came out before I was even born! At the time, I didn't even know the terms 'monster fucker' or 'teratophillia' were even a thing, but I swear, the first time I saw this, I was like, "I gotta have me some of that!"

parakeet

Thought my gf cheated on me again so I messed around with her gay brother, but it turns out it really *was* just her cousin that she was spending time with, so now I’m kinda feeling guilty and confused

Is this how a priest in a confessional booth feels… ten hail marys

parakeet