[ladyalysoftheblueajah]

[faircastle]

Tel'aran'rhiod (S03E05) THE WHEEL OF TIME (2021—)

[wherethesunsails]

pov: you're al'lan mandragoran. your entire people was wiped out when you were a baby. your platonic soulmate girl bestfriend is falling for a gilf (weird. shrug.) you're falling in love with a girl half your age (hashtag oops) she Hates your girl bestfriend. you are all trapped together on a roadtrip. girl bestfriend is Thee ragebait queen. also the devil is coming back. everything is bad and this is the funniest anything has ever been.

[renaissancefleabag]

Adorableness level 10000/10 confirmed 🥹

[nervouspearl]

[ladyalysoftheblueajah]

Saw a shooting star

That’s it

That’s the post

[silkangelkisses]

[ladyalysoftheblueajah]

[ladyalysoftheblueajah]

I Care A lot BTS

[ladyalysoftheblueajah]

[valkyrie-in-yellow-coat]

'We've lost women to the Arches before...'

-and then that little head tilt going up MA'AM I KNOW YOU'RE NOT OVER IT....YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT OVER IT....WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT OVER IT

(and it took what? 10 seconds?)

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[iwas-handpicked]

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually

[ladyalysoftheblueajah]

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

my new plan for 2026 to turn the wheel of time live action adaptation into a cult classic so another streamer will pick it up is the same as my old plan and two fold:

-continue to spread the yuri cocaine (s1e6 the flame of tar valon you will always be famous to me) gospel and speculate about further possibilities to the gay adaptation agenda already present (would min get girl on girl action finally as she deserves?)

-start a fandom conspiracy (ex: johnlock, byler, larry stylinson, phan) that rafe and co. WERE in fact planning to a. make Cauthor canon and b. let Rand also add other men into his messy chosen one polycule (book readers can probably guess which characters I am speculating about here) this is useful both because i do think leaning into the yaoi baiting as much as possible could boost the popularity of any future seasons significantly AND because i do personally believe it to be true

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

the pure joy on lan's face at finally finding a good sparring partner

only to watch as she is forcibly retired from pointy objects

better luck next time king

[narcissisticaltruist]

I MISS HER SO MUCH PLEASE PLEASE BRING HER BACK ALREADY

[juliascaesarsalad]

Look, I knew that the wheel of time books were good, but nothing could have prepared me for “‘Will you shame me to the point of asking you?’

‘I will never shame you.’ The gentle tone, like a caress, sounded odd [… in his] voice, but it made [her] eyes brighten.”

……… hello? why would you do this to me. Heartbroken and fiending. I typically really dislike stories where two characters are just suddenly in love with each other with so little screen time, and suddenly professing love to each other, but that could just be side effect of the world they are in and DAMN the nail in the coffin of “‘I will hate the man you chose, because he is not me, and love him if he makes you smile.’” ????????? Fuck you. I am in pieces.