screeching measel

"Devout satanist and amateur abortionist" (-Badsandwich) who left the San Francisco Bay Area and arrived in Denver metro. The more people I meet, the more I like my pet rats. My dog is cuter than your kid. Proud to be Latina and proud to be first generation American. The only thing in life I care about is Buffy and the Independence of Puerto Rico.

[ryebreadgf]

[kingofeternalfreedom]

interviewer: ppl claim you’re immortal

Keanu:

[hobwithluv]

im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”

[butchbuckys]

another vine comp with more of my faves that would have made the first one way too long

[bard-like]

I’m gonna keep reblogging these until I can fill a museum with their greatness

[chillyfeetsteak]

i honestly think humans are getting funnier

[theweirdwideweb]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

This gets funnier and more ridiculous if you zoom in and read the individual stickers

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

[myeclecticmind-halloween-art]

[thewonderfulworldofsnakes]

[exotic-venom]

Temple pit viper

[stuff-from-web]

[s-a-e-c-u-l-u-m-deactivated2025]

[whatever4ever-art-blog]

Revamped an older design of mine.

[gothiccharmschool]

YES, EXACTLY.

[thewonderfulworldofsnakes]

[exotic-venom]

(Trimeresurus purpureomaculatus) mangrove pit viper

[young-replica]

[bobo-tucci]

[everythingstarstuff]

[textless]

[borgeslabyrinth]

all pedophiles should die

[borgeslabyrinth]

this has turned out to be rather controversial and I’ve gotten a couple messages trying to convince me about what great people pedophiles are, so let me clear this up-

every single pedophile on the face of this earth deserves to die. every single one.

[cartnsncreal]

There’s this helpful graphic, too

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

*talking to a gay couple*

So which one of you is… you know… the one who doesn’t fucking text back?

[babyxbruiser-deactivated2024070]

Oh my god