Reinette, change the world.

Shulie (♀) “Please live, my dears. It may not get better, but you are all loved.”

[bob-belcher]

[tiny-facts]

Life hacks/Tips Here

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Reinette, change the world. turned 7 today!

[welcomepineapple-deactivated202]

the Black Mirror twitter account dragged some poor homosexual today

[memewhore]

[thefuzzydave]

I have no idea what to do with this information

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[patchwork-fox]

wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket

[aewm]

me: *exists* me: this is too much

[realchrisilluminati]

#parenting

[distinguishedbaloney]

[caden]

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

[jolinxo]

[adidastan]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[scribblecollage]

q_q

[thebestoftumbling]

View this post on Instagram

[missinglinc]

DRAG HIM

[kimshinegyu]

SHE DID THAT

[woahspace]

She did T H A T

[seaweed-butch]

LOOK AT THIS LEGEND 

[scribblecollage]

WTF HER LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE

STAGE FRIGHT NONEXISTANT

[forgofamilyforgofriendsx-blog]

[lipstickndynamite-deactivated20]

One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.

[doctorinternet]

What this is so beautiful

[clareer]

Marge tried real fucking hard sometimes.

[profanities]

Marge tried real fucking hard all the time

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I've been meaning to check out his place called Whole Foods

It’s apparently organic shit that mad white people go to (let’s call it what it is, now).

I’ve been inside all day, I went to the gym, I haven’t showered, I haven’t done ANYTHING hygiene wise, I’m wearing a throwback basketball jersey and gym shorts right now. As I park, I see nothing my upper-middle class families.

This is gonna be interesting. I’ll liveblog it, why. Not…

[enthuxxiasm-deactivated20180524]

Hipsters work here. Saw a black guy in here but he’s an employee so I’m still the only nigga in here by default

[enthuxxiasm-deactivated20180524]

Fam yall know them candy machines that have them jelly beans in them and you pull the lever and it goes in a bag well they got that shit with dried fruit this really is a white people paradise

[enthuxxiasm-deactivated20180524]

They have NO name brand stuff here like I lowkey fuck with that but then again you got “Amy’s organic soups” nigga who the fuck is Amy and how am I supposed to trust you my nigga Campbell’s been holding me down for 24 years

[enthuxxiasm-deactivated20180524]

Saw another black guy but it’s evident I’m the only real nigga in this building

[enthuxxiasm-deactivated20180524]

I need thekatecupcakes to come with me on my next trip to whole foods because a nigga lost physically and mentally they’re playing “sweet home Alabama” over the PA and I’m concerned for my well being

[enthuxxiasm-deactivated20180524]

The Cheese selection here is SOMETHING ELSE like I’ve never seen anything like it

[enthuxxiasm-deactivated20180524]

“Panko crusted goat cheese medallions” $23.99 lb

N I G G A

[enthuxxiasm-deactivated20180524]

I’m getting a herb chicken caprese sandwich to go like I can’t leave this place empty handed or else they’ll think I’m stealing or some shit

Guy heating up my sandwich is pretty cool.

This guy is a STONER.

[enthuxxiasm-deactivated20180524]

This sandwich is fucking AMAZING.

They have apple pay here, which is swag so word I fuck with whole foods but I can’t do it alone because I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANYTHING IS I do but like you know how white people have that one black guy to help him define lingo to prevent them from going on urban dictionary in public and looking foolish well I need someone to guide me through whole foods thing (black or white whoever as long as you’re experienced) because I’m not about to be out here buying Amy’s organic soup and shit then find out I’m eating bison broth with chives and onions like I’m not about that life

Whole foods 8.5/10

This story is a solid 10/10

[beautifulhaus]

This one will live forever 😌🌱🐇

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[mattbellassai]

my favorite episode of i didnt know i was pregnant

[weloveshortvideos]

[melongorl]

u tricked him

[nelitas-blog]