dracula 2

lizard, 26, big orbs guy (they/them)

[metalgearemily]

[metalgearemily]

WHYY ARE YOU TOUCHING GOBY

[bonivers]

feeling like an academic flop will have you randomly thinking shit like You’ve Betrayed And Destroyed Yourself For Nothing and it’s like Ok girl tone it down it’s not that serious

[littleguymart]

(source)

[effemimaniac]

sometimes you just have to make potentially poor decisions because they seem the most fun and interesting and you want to see what will happen. there are some things wrong with that but there is nothing wrong with that

[sacred-portal]

[oneheadtoanother]

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

148.

[unheimlichemaneuver-deactivated]

Sometimes you think a man is gay but it turns out he is just nice. Sometimes you think a man is nice but he’s actually just wearing glasses. It’s complicated

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[charbottan]

is anybody gonna pet the gentle freak…….the gentle freak is gonna grow sad and anxious if nobody pets it……is nobody gonna pet the freak……nobody?…..nobody pet the gentle freak?…..

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[squeakitties]

dr. swirlyglasses oversizedlabcoatsleevestoolong will see you now

[targetedknowledge]

[angelonxanax]

I see the evil in you and I don't mind