Smallproblem

Much cleverer in retrospect. 28. Art Science Literature Education Politics QUEER SHIT

[and-corn]

shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this

[morggo]

I Will Not Apologize

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[anexperimentallife]

See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

[emeraldastral]

[marianarira]

All the torso animated studies.

[pacificnorthwhore]

This is just fascinating

[sandmandaddy69]

[ex-girlfiend]

[manic-volcanic]

@jelloraain

[depresseddisneyprincess]

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

[doped-up-marxist]

"Don't lie to people" is all very good until u remember how funny it is to give the wrong birthday to an astrology person and have them go "that explains so much abt you

[imgonnafuckthetriangle]

[swordy-da-goat]

Masterpost

[soyalexnajera]

RIP Tumblr Live, you wont be missed

[todayintokyo]

In 1982, quite by accident, a zookeeper at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka Prefecture discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot spring, was born. Source Massimo; video @yu_haradakei.

[transhuman-priestess]

Bonk

[prokopetz]

The thing about fantasy worldbuilding is that verisimilitude and the rule of cool are not enemies. Someone who looks at a pod of flying whales and asks "what do they eat?" is not being a spoilsport – they're engaging with the premise. There are any number of much more serious objections to aerial megafauna than lack of any obvious role in a trophic web that could have been raised if they just wanted to shoot the idea down; a person who wants to know what the flying whales eat is all but explicitly yes-anding the idea. Sure, you might not have an answer at your fingertips, but acting like it's unimaginative for them to have asked is a really fucking weird way to react.

[sophie531896273240810891]

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

[sophie531896273240810891]

i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

[sophie531896273240810891]

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

[lew-basnight]

I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..

[ir0n-angel]

tags by @crackinglamb​

[jasper-rolls]

[open-sketchbook]

one of the things thats really, really hard to internalize as a writer is that you have spent way more time in this world than any reader will, which means shit that feels incredibly unsubtle and blatant, shit that sounds like a klaxon going off to you, is going to go right over their heads

[maniculum]

[ID for the original image:

A tweet by the author Oliver Darkshire, aka deathbybadger, reading:

“my editor: you need to make this part clearer

me: no I think we can trust the reader to interpret, I don't think we need to baby them

the reader:”

A retweet of twitter user D0ROG4YA, reading:

“y'all im 40% into this book im reading and this whole time i thought one of the characters was a horse. he is a man.”

End ID]

For anyone else who, like me, just Has To Know:

According to the original Twitter thread, the book is “Immortal Longings” by Chloe Gong.

The OP seems equally confused about why they made this assumption:

And yes, the character has dialogue, so the assumption was “talking horse”. The realization didn’t come until a passage that mentioned his fingers.

[depsidase]

[thatspectacularpigeon]

This is actually something I was thinking about is that rent can not exceed 1/3 of monthly minimum wage income.

So let's say state is on federal Minimum wage which is about 1100 a month so in that state no matter what rent on any place could not exceed 370 dollars.

Even if minimum wage was 15 dollars (about 2400 a month) max rent could be 800

So if landlord want more money they would have to fight bosses and state legislature to get it.

Like average Pennsylvania rent is 1400 and in this world if landlord wanted to charge that the would have to get minimum wage raised to 26 dollars an hour.

[patternsinnoise]

To bosses and landlords:

[erinlace-deactivated20200503]

[bone-and-brawn]

[official-lucifers-child]

no no that’s a bop, i love it

[flightyfinch]

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

[diaryofandnwoman]

[scienceraccoon]

[tangent101]

Welcome to the Protestant Work Ethic where if you are not working for 16 hours a day you are a Sinner that will Burn In Hell. Unless of course you are rich in which case you are Blessed by God and can go to Heaven without lifting a finger.

[reginaldqueribundus]

heard a story on a podcast that some Christian missionaries showed these rural Cambodian farmers how to double their crop yields. the missionaries came back a year later and were surprised the Cambodians had grown basically the same amount of crops but the farmers were like “yeah this is great, we got everything we need for the year and only had to do half as much work”

and if that doesn't tell you everything you need to know about the current North American work environment I don't know what will

[charlesoberonn]

[secondlina]

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟