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"my blog is a one stop shop for mom and pop, but don't bring your dad around here, this ain't no place for dads"

[autumnswinters-deactivated20160]

[autumncozy]

By pocketboston

[autumncozy]

By domsli22

[bedupolker]

short comic about cats 

[jonathanohhey]

[sweatersscarvesandsweets]

[ruinedchildhood]

[weloveshortvideos]

[thelesseroftwo]

Is Russia even real

[numinous-queer]

I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”

[sciuridyke]

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”

[animalrates]

[renaissancefleabag]

Help

[scruffylooking-nerf-herder]

Jeff Goldblum can get it. If he wants some 22-year-old side action, he needs to call me

[mayhemofsalem]

[mornakrome]

[bergswife]

[of-red-and-gold]

[500daysofbecky]

I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.

[500daysofbecky]

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

[vote-for-eggman]

Fris-bear

[fluffychesnut-blog]

talented bear

[mitten]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Some people who believe abstinence is the only form of birth control also believe a virgin got pregnant.