Anyone else’s mom have you clean the house before company comes over? and then she like leaves out like a blanket only to pick it up when welcoming the company and saying “sorry we didn’t clean up the house is a little messy.”
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Anyone else’s mom have you clean the house before company comes over? and then she like leaves out like a blanket only to pick it up when welcoming the company and saying “sorry we didn’t clean up the house is a little messy.”
COUPLES TATTOO IDEA:
Get the other persons wrist vein layout tattooed on your wrist
HAVE YOU EVER SEEM A PERSON AND JUST WENT “FUCK THEY ARE GORGEOUS”
LIKE BOYS, GIRLS, WOMXN, MEN, KIDS, AND WHOEVER ELSE ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
Use your voice wisely.
You know what fucks me up? The ability I have to remember every bad thing someone has said to me.
In fifth grade, this boy went around smelling all of the girls hairs and it wasn’t as weird as it sounds but he complimented everyone’s but mine. I washed my hair and used perfume a lot after that and it wasn’t like I didn’t before but it amplified a lot.
In eight grade, I got glasses because I couldn’t read the board and about halfway through the year I got contacts. This boy in my homeroom, the first time I wore the contacts, told me he liked my glasses better. I stopped wearing the contacts for like a month because of what he said.
My freshman year, a friend told my I wore my hair up too much. I always wore it in a messy bun because I was too lazy to do anything else. I started frying my hair with a straightener after that.
My junior year, I got a haircut. My hair has always been super long, like mid back and always covers my boobs. I cut it to about 4 inches below my shoulder. A friend of mine said she liked my short hair, that it looked better.
That was when I decided I didn’t give two fucks about what anyone thought. I wore contacts the majority of the time, I still always wear buns, and my hair has not but cut shorter than 10 inches below my shoulders since.
Yet I still remember all those things they said to me. No matter what, your voice matters. Use it wisely.
I’ve decided on a senior quote:
I’m 18 and I still pretend to be asleep when someone comes into my room so they don’t bother me.
Back in good old 2007, my grandmother got 3 of my brothers and I SanDisk Sansa Clip MP3 players (pictured below). And for the LONGEST time one of them (and no one would own up and claim it as theirs) only had two songs on it. These two songs were Toxic by Britney Spears and frickin Rockstar by Nickelback.
This is one of those periods in my life where I didn’t know it was basically the one of funniest things that I experienced.
Here’s my sad vibes progression. I think I’m gonna start a book.
“I procrastinate because I fear my best will never be good enough” -my thoughts during my current existential crisis.
I firmly believe that ultrasounds should be considered child pornography. The audacity of parents exposing their children to everyone close to them and probably the internet. (This is a joke at its heart but it’s kinda true?)
Pay attention to the comments. This fake ass post smh.
I am NOT fucking w you when I say that my dresser drawer just fucking slammed close by itself. I’m going to die via poltergeist. Goodbye.
Upon further investigation there is a perfectly logical explanation to this. My cat got into my dresser drawer. Then got out of the drawer but into the back of the dresser. And somehow, I am not sure how, pulled one of the drawers closed.
I know this is true because I had to remove one of the drawers in my dresser in order for my stuck cat to get out.
I fucking hate her.
I am NOT fucking w you when I say that my dresser drawer just fucking slammed close by itself. I’m going to die via poltergeist. Goodbye.
My family has what we call a ‘family phone’ but it’s basically just my little brothers since he’s too young for a smart phone.
He dropped it in the driveway and left it there for an hour in the snow with -14°F.
Anyway we found it when I ran it over with a van.
But it still works and there’s nothing wrong with it.
Your left foot can never touch your left knee and your right foot can never touch your right knee.
Same goes with hands and elbows.
I’m so uncomfortable with this thought.
Andy Dwyer is under appreciated
I’ve never really looked at my nose before. Like I’ve probably looked at and hated most things on my body but I’m just starting to notice how much I dislike my nose. Like wtf when did you get ugly too?? Have you always been ugly and big?? We’re you always too wide for my face or did you just decide to change on me??
Someone please tell me why I’m dressed like Dean Moriarty