Happy Friday! Have lots of fluff and also smut and friendship and Hanukkah and siblings and GOATS! All the good stuff!
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[David/Patrick - E - 41,388]
Patrick, fresh off ending his engagement, is desperate to not be around people this Christmas. It seems like a long shot that the owner of this cottage, in a town neither he nor anyone he knows has ever heard of, is also looking for an eleventh-hour escape over the holidays, but ... there's this pull in his gut that he's curious about.
The Holiday AU, part of the Frozen Over festival
Stickers of old men and a thousand yen
[David/Patrick - T - 3,620]
The birthday kiss between David and Patrick didn't happen, and now it's Christmas. What are they going to do when they draw each other in the town Secret Santa gift exchange?
But a couple of weeks later, Twyla pulled the names and now he had to find the perfect gift that said, “I think you’re amazing and sexy and gorgeous and perfect and I’m half in love with you, and would you please kiss me already” but with, like, a spending limit of $25.
Braid the Pieces Together
[David/Patrick, Rachel/OC - T - 3,276]
“Oh wow. When was the last time you heard from her?” David’s voice was curious, his eyes were still on the TV.
David finally turned to look at Patrick. “What does it say?”
Patrick smiled. “It’s an olive branch.”
you're the only girl i've got on my list
[Rachel/Heather - G - 3,070]
“Also in the hall closet —”
“Rachel, I love you, but I’m about to burn this quiche.”
A glimpse into Rachel's First Christmas at Warner Farms.
[Alexis & David - G - 2,348]
One or both of them get the other the perfect gift. Because they (not so) secretly love each other a lot. Maybe when they are kids? Or post canon?
Adelina takes David and Alexis to visit Santa Claus at the Mall. David is less than thrilled by the whole experience.
Don't want to give anything away, so just read this short, sweet story for yourself to find out more 😊
Santa Claus, North Pole, H0H 0H0, Canada
[David/Patrick - T - 2,172]
This year, in the spirit of keeping things local, Canada Post has set up a little group writing session for all those who wanted to participate in the Letters to Santa program at City Hall in Patrick's new home of Schitt’s Creek. He’s only been here for a few weeks, having left his hometown seeking a fresh start. Finding himself missing all the comforts of home at this time of year, Patrick happily leads the efforts to spread joy and holiday cheer to all the children of the town.
Welcome To The Party, Pal
[Patrick & Stevie - M - 1,626]
"Johnny wanted David and Alexis to stay at the motel tonight.”
“Oh, that sucks, sorry,” Stevie said, stepping out of the way, so Patrick could reach to brush off the snow piled on her roof.
“It’s ok, I get it. It’s nice for them to have this. I’m just going to grab some Chinese take-out, and enjoy the solitude that is a house without Ray.”
Stevie held up her hand and began ticking off items on her fingers. “Wine. Take-out. Die Hard - the greatest Christmas movie of all time. Gremlins. Non-sexy sleepover.” She raised her eyebrow in question.
Patrick grinned back at her. “I’ll meet you at your place in half an hour.”
or Patrick and Stevie spend Christmas Eve together after the Rose's Christmas Party
[David/Patrick, Marcy/Clint - G - 1,591]
David and Marcy bake together for a holiday party. David makes a new friend. Also, there are lots of cookies!
[Stevie & David, David/Patrick, Stevie/Ruth - T - 1,563]
Stevie and David, much like the snow, thaw over time.
Three instances of Ted, Alexis, and wintertime baking.
[podfic] i thought i'd ask you just the same
[Alexis/Twyla - T - 35 minutes]
Does Alexis wish she could sing? Maybe. It's occurred to her once or twice. But then people's expectations would be higher than zero, and she'd have to try to meet them. It's always seemed like an awful lot of work for something that simply has to succeed, and it’s always been easy enough for her to make money off of simply entertaining people.
This holiday album, full of covers of well-known songs and familiar melodies, is different. She’s not contractually obligated to do it, and putting out something serious when her public image is the exact opposite feels like a risk. But she figures: when has she ever turned down a challenge? Never, and she isn't letting twelve songs and the iTunes streaming charts change that any time soon.
Alexis Rose, star of A Little Bit Alexis and sole breadwinner for the entire Rose family, gets more than she initially bargained for when she decides to make a Chrismukkah album with the help of her new music producer, Twyla Sands.
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