And maybe, this isn't the end at all

She/Her. I write fanfic sometimes...

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[anxeious]

bathe in your own sunlight !!!!!!

[zillanovikov]

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[targetedknowledge]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

[dyke-parade]

i think the funniest thing rocky does in the phm book is straight-up refuse to believe grace for multiple hours when grace explains relativistic physics. and then finally accepts it in the face of evidence but stays really pissed off about it. i wish we could’ve seen that shit like “where is einstein now, question, rocky just want to talk”

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[charlesoberonn]

[hearted-words]

Tumblr meets Hallmark

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

[pangur-and-grim]

[pallythesimp]

interested in the idea that whatever spiders Georg has going on with his diet is somehow sexual

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

[discflame]

my live reaction to this moment

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[sg1]

SG1'S 1K CELEBRATION ☆ @formerdetective requested ↳ Sam/Jack + Touch + Palette

[sg1]

SG1'S 1K CELEBRATION ☆ @revellious requested ↳ A jacksam edit

[amonovalis]

How do you do it? Reconcile your two disparate worlds. Bottling up the unknown in warehouse 12 so it doesn’t destroy us - was with your next breath inventing the latest perils. And all with such a joie de vivre despite…your misfortune.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[therealbeachfox]

I also enjoy video of this man’s dead wife

[clara-the-cat]

The glare from the sun occasionally obscuring her face does kinda make me think that the viewer is struggling to remember her

[unfunny-trans-girl]

The immediate cut to the most dead wife video ever took me out lmao

[xbnx]

id love for someone to please explain to me how i ended up terrified of any kind of intimacy while craving it constantly all at the same time

[bardpropaganda]

Abuse bro

[cuttlefishcolor]

Saving these tags bc I mean. Look at them