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I should probably be sleeping.

[plumslices]

JAR (Joel Arthur Rosenthal) sheep head hair clip

Pearl, sapphire, aluminum, silver, gold

[oldinterneticons]

Top icons posted to @oldinterneticons in June 2026

[bungleart]

[evildykehag]

If I had a gaping wound in my stomach would you. . . No. . . I shan’t say. . . . . . . Would you. . ?

[bo-kryzze]

LEIA ORGANA Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)

[ironmans]

SPIRITED AWAY (2001) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[geek-ramblings]

[sharpenededges]

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[stackofsnakes]

I don't believe in christian babies. I believe in babies, i believe in christians, but a baby doesn't have the agency and cognitive abilities required to chose and/or live a faith. There's babies of christian parents, of course, as well as babies that have been introduced into the system that is the christian church, but that does not make them christian yet.

Long story short, i did not hit a christian baby into the stratosphere, officer.

[toskarin]

I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that

[dozydawn]

georgian mourning rings

[cosmicretreat]

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://money.com/federal-minimum-wage-vs-ground-beef-cost/

A Pound of Ground Beef Now Costs More Than the Federal Minimum Wage

The typical American consumes nearly 60 pounds of beef each year. Widely available and easy to prepare, ground beef serves as a grocery main

[pancakeke]

this counts as using hamburgers to explain the economy

[hotvampireadjacent]

(Takes my cowboy hat off and stomps on it)

[pancakeke]

BLUB GLUB GLUB DROWNING ME

[hotvampireadjacent]

And I’ll do it again

[pancakeke]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Hi that was a really good tag. Unfortunately you’re also going underwater

[feylambda]

hey you can drown me too, but could you explain what's up with the water thing in the first place?

[hotvampireadjacent]

I usually only do it to people posting in the tags…. But just this once I can make an exception

It’s so people on mobile can tell where the screenshot ends and where the actually current tags are.