ethan

am i alone

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

New iPhone: comes out

Every single iPhone that came out before:

[dixon-udonta-love-blog]

every time I watch this, I fucking lose it (ಥ﹏ಥ)

[torracat]

why did i just witness my 13y/o brother trying to bottle flip a gallon of milk

[perezsoso]

how did it go?

[torracat]

[hellokittyismyspiritanimal]

he looks like icarus with his melted wings in a pool around him

[esichovequechova]

[one-in-lemillion]

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

[porterr-robinson]

[ougiebougie]

@killzombieseatbacon

[killzombieseatbacon]

Lol takin out the whole team

[bigredm38]

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[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[rabm]

luigi stans: i worship luigi every night as my god and mario is the devil mario stans: MARIO IS A GOOD BOY!!!! MATTHEW PATTHEW SHUT UP!!!!! wario stans: he is so Round… he eat a garlic…. love this nasty man… waluigi stans: i would kill the other characters if it meant waluigi could get his own game

[mintmilano]

[unclefather]

I’m about to make this house a little less full

[connorricks]

Modern birds are descended from dinosaurs.

Therefore modern rubber duckies are descendants of those hollow mouth-agape cheap toy dinosaurs.

Toy researchers are left only with theories as to how ‘missing link’ may have appeared, but new data is uncovered every day.

[cheetahtrout]

This is genious

[cheetahtrout]

doodled my own take on the rubbery matter.

[connorricks]

Wonderfully done and well researched. An illustration worthy of a museum exhibit!

[iantojack]

im losing it

[hearthkeeperr]

cinematic parallels

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

[doritosandavocados]

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

[izuqu]

He had two All Might onesies!

[todoroki-dokie]

Bold of you to assume he only had two

[whitepeopletwitter]

Screw it

[thebatfaminsta]

One time my five year old sister and I went in a hike in the woods and I told her “now if we come across a bear in here, I will throw myself in front of it and you run away!” And she looked me dead in the eye and said “No sorry I called it.” I was like, “what? You want to die? You’re five!” She just looked into the abyss and said, “I have been here too long.” And honestly? Big Mood.

[candiikismet]

“I have been here too long.” I’m through

[thepookah]

Damn

[memewhore]

[diamondnokouzai]

i just heard THE funniest exchange in my life

kid, talking to who i assume was his younger sister: wanna hear a joke?

younger sister: sure!

kid: yeah, i bet you would

[nevaehtyler]

this is iconic

[teealwayschillin-deactivated201]

This shit is so hilarious

[destinyrush]

Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: …..I gotta…..

[theimaginarythoughts-deactivate]

“YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt

[dicknurse]

actual definition of BDE

[tastefullyoffensive]

[c-bassmeow]

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