Secret dork blog

I'm a freelance artist and this is my secondary blog for dorky pursuits. So if you guess who I really am, ~DO NOT DIVULGE MY SECRET no seriously I don't care.

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[materassassino]

my soft and comfortable mama

[yqm]

but its important

[japhers]

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

[nyawave]

Why am I suddenly attracted to a cactus I hate this website

[squakamole-deactivated20230109]

I FOUND IT

[griffin1023]

I thought this was a chuck tingle cover for a second

[drchucktingle]

i approve

[salvasti]

Eight is always great.

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

Hamilton H-47 Metalplane (from when people were smaller)

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

can someone please tell me what the fuck I just saw

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

this guy is just keeping a shit ton of eels in a storm drain? There's a water filtration system down there? the water is clear?? there's crawfish?? they possibly ate the other crawfish??? there's an aquarium above the pool???? he's just tossing animals in there to be eaten maybe???

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

what kind of pit is this? what happens when it rains, do the eels get washed away? what's with the aquarium?? Is this like a well on his property or city infrastructure???

[acreaturecalledgreed]

context

source is i follow this guy on tiktok

the eel pit is a rain reservoir under his house, yes its his, yes hes allowed to do this

hes set up a filtration system so that all water going in is safe for the fishies and its an reservoir so theyre not getting wooshed away anywhere

its come pretty far along now, and theyre all doing well

the pit also has a few catfish now, and a couple crayfish

everything in the pit is named

the eels are mostly named eel puns and he can in fact tell them apart

one of the eels is named crunchwrap supreme and that one seems to be his favourite, as it he can hand feed it and its friendly with him

as for Why he made this into an eel pit the answer is basically he works at a fish husbandry store and he always wanted a bunch of eels

[aquilacalvitium]

Eel pit Eel pit Eel pit

[knitmeapony]

I think you all need to understand that if I was on a date and the person across the table from you started telling me about their eel pit all I would be able to think about was making out with that person and their Galaxy brain for the rest of the evening.

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[partywithponies]

Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

[partywithponies]

"Oh but they don't have an experience of-" I don't have any experience committing or solving murders either but that's still mostly what I read and write about.

[rmhashauthor]

I've never banged an alien but here we are.

[partywithponies]

You've never banged an alien yet! There's always time!

[nyaa]

ERASER@YepWn

[captainbragd-personal]

Everyones allways like "Go, My Scarab" and throws me at a guy but no ones ever like "Come Here My Scarab" and gives me a hug, know what I mean?

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[bogleech]

This is a lupin III episode whose English dub title was “but your brother was such a nice guy”

[unclerippuascension]

let’s go back to the vampire twin sister of jesus christ for a second i havent fully processed that part yet

[bonesbeetle]

there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

[firefox-official]

hey man what’s wrong with you

the usual

[infohazardouz]

hi mouthwashing fandom finals are over whatd i miss

[arttsuka]

Mouthwashing crew as horses

[salvasti]

15

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[ihaveapproximately4bones]

[thats-so-meme]

[mythicgeek]

This is never not funny

[sparrowdeleted-deactivated20230]

rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens

[thetygre]

trying out passwords

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[fiendir]

[encycllia]

did you guys know theres a plant called monstera deliciosa.. made me think of someone

[X]

[feriowind]

dungeon meshi print for ECCC! come find me at table C-27!