California Dreamin'

Houston, tx. 22. Stoner. This blog contains my thoughts in a very unorganized manner and reblogs of things I like on my dashboard. My humor is crude and twisted at times. Enjoy

[trippknows-deactivated20200508]

lemonade was like

[cleolowrey]

😭😭😭^^^^^^^

[captaincream]

Mood all summer

[cheaphalloweencostume]

when youre watching chopped and someone says theyre gonna use the ice cream machine

[sobeitjayt]

Drake: These days all I do is wonder if you’re bending over backwards for someone else

Her:

[chief0keefe]

oh my god

[marshmalllow]

sometimes I get worried thinking about the sun turning into a black hole disaster but then I remember she been keeping us warm 4 so long she must be so tired and I’m being selfish. I’ll support her even in her supernova phase.It’s chill

[capacity]

Breaking news Yall don’t know me

[jo-heart]

Tbh

[lexinthelexx-deactivated2018011]

You are S O full of shit

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Truth

[robcanvas-deactivated20180718]

Not a lie in sight

[duppymon]

we gettin LIT* tonight

*Lord’s Infinite Truth

[jo-heart]

Amen

[drnkmorwtr]

Me, @fonzworthcutlass @ohitsjustgreg praying out these devils

[ohitsjustgreg-deactivated202206]

Mmmmm yes, can’t wait until next week when we get to discuss the joys of being faithful🙏🏾

[ronartesian-deactivated20161106]

I haven’t ate anything since 11 Bruh I’m starving

[woodmeat]

damn an u how old now?

[inkskinned]

i love you so much it scares me. everyone else i’ve trusted has found some way to use me. to take all they can get from me. what if you’re the same. what if one day i wake up and you’re gone. what if tomorrow is the last day i get to kiss you. what if in ten years i look back and i feel sick at the thought of you.

[unshrink]

*sets myself on fire*

Am I lit yet bro

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: goodnight moon :)

moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together

[lilcontinent-deactivated2015070]

[dis-contented]

I am deeply offended by this due to its accuracy.

[master-of-the-lubricated-fist]

American dad presents their take on trapped in the closet starring Steve as R Kelly. Well part 1 at least due to Tumblr’s video restrictions.  Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion or not I’m gonna go start drinking

[breathtakingleisure23-deactivat]

@kathereal @sarcasticjazz25 @rockisjin

[kathereal]

I. AM. BESIDE. MYSELF

[fangbreaker]

@rorycassie @she-got-the-jazz

[fillecoccinelle]

ITS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[simplyblu-e]

@basedgvdesss please show Elijah

[thekidishiding-deactivated20180]

@shewithit @getlostinmymelanin ALL THE LIFE NEEDED!!!

[sdcharge-her-blog]

My goal is to have a girl for every day of the week this summer, except Sunday cause that's Jesus' day. Amen

[iamhannalashay]

Boy : “Why you playing hard to get?”

Me : “ Why you playing hard to want?”

[stickybongwolf]

[stonerparty]

stickybongwolf