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Higgs is totally the type of guy to call you “babygirl” while fucking you, not cause he has a daddy kink, but because he gets off on the fact that he’s absolutely ruining someone’s daughter
OMG?
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Only two people got their happy ending yesterday
Chris Redfield dating headcannons 🪨
TW:
Piv mention, Ptsd, Panic disorder, smoking, dirty talk, size kink, body insecurity
SFW 🍊
• Often comes home late, or a couple of weeks due to his line of work. But when he does get home, usually late at night, he snuggles into bed with you. To make up for it, he'd cook you breakfast in the morning and have a date night somewhere in the evening.
•If you guys ever did game night together, he'd get flustered in how bad he is and how you keep winning. But he'd be impressed and be excited to learn how to get better. Games he'd be great at are card games (blackjack or poker) and battleship!
•When you're cleaning, some energetic music will come on, and you can get him to dance with you. Of course, it'd take some time to convince him. He is indeed a harden soldier, but with you, he's just chris redfield, your husband/boyfriend.
•He knows how to cook and often cooks dinner, If your expert in cooking as well, you two will brainstorm what to make for supper, duel cooking together some masterpiece. If you're not an expert, then he'd force you out of the kitchen often, leaving pre-made meals in the fridge when he's out on missions.
•He's got MAJOR PTSD, and before getting into a relationship, he explained that he has panic disorder and that if you were okay with that. He's probably waking up in the middle of the night in sweats with a feeling of an episode coming on. You'd wake up and not feel him beside you, so you get up to look for him, finding him outside smoking. You've learned that nothing can 'fix' it and that it just needs to pass on its own, so you'd sit beside him sharing a smoke with him if you smoke. Once he feels better, you offer to watch a movie or go back to bed, and he'd smile and thank you.
•Love's his partner in all shapes of sizes, tall, short, chubby, skinny anything! He's not picky and believes that their partner is the embodiment of beauty no matter how they look or dress. And maybe you'd feel insecure considering how chiseled and perfect he looks, and he'd reassure you that no matter how you look, he'd love you.
•If you're younger than him (18+), he'd call you 'kiddo' to tease you, or if you're older, he'd call you his 'misses'.
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•He's the type to pick you up, press you against a wall, or straight up hold you in the air while he fucks you to show off his strength.
•He's groaning into your ear during it, whispering how good you feel, making sure you know what you're doing to him, and how you make him feel.
•First time with you, he was struggling, blushing like crazy and was nervous about crushing you with his weight. You had to beg him to go faster. In the morning, after he knew he was addicted to you and that one night would never be enough.
•Loves it when you go down on him. You probably can't entirely fit him down your mouth unless you're like basking shark, but he loves watching you try.
•This man is an EATERRR!! He'd spend hours between your thighs till you're shaking and begging for a break after your 10th orgasm. He'd only stop if you called your safe word. Never would he ignore it and continue. He's definitely heavily into aftercare, cleaning you up, and fixing you up a snack.
•He's experienced, but don't let that intimidate you. Most of those were drunk hookups with random girls. He's never actually been in a relationship. He's too busy with his work and never found someone who understood him. If you're not experienced, He's making sure he helps you experiment to find out what you enjoy.
•Size kink, He's definitely big in like girth with a diameter of 9 inches/ 24 cm. His length isn't that much around 5 inches soft, 6 hard. Girthy > length, basically. He loves watching your body actually try and struggle to take his size.
Authors note
Hi, I literally wrote this in one sitting. Watched this chris edit, and it just inspired me. I think I'll do albert wesker next, which will definitely be difficult since he's such a complex character 😅 By the way, these are just headcannons!! None of these are Canon, just how I perceive the character! Anyways have a nice day yall!
Oh yeah, the chris edit is https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS93fdCEV/
So good props to who made that <333
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HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY!!
Tw: Preg mention
He's such the type to make you breakfast on Mother's Day, And you'd say "But I'm not a mother?"
He'd turn around and say, "You will be in 9 months"
And indeed you do, He wouldn't care about the gender but he'd 100% be a girl dad. And if you were okay with it, he'd name them after people he's lost or respects 'Piers' 'Ethan' or 'Finn' If it was a girl definitely 'Rebecca' or 'Jill.' <3
Leon kennedy, without the ptsd of raccon City outbreak, became a chubby donut loving cop as he got older. 😝
FORGET COWBOYS GIVE ME A SAILOR 😼🚢
RE characters favorite smells! / How they'd smell 🧼
Leon S. Kennedy
♡He'd love the smell of brewed coffee and the fresh smell of vegetables.
♡He'd probably use a 3 in one..(Shampoo,conditioner,bodywash)
♡And he'd smell like leathery gun powder notes, mixed with vanilla and whiskey.
Chris Redfield
♡He'd love the smell of nature, most especially pine. He finds the smells of the outside refreshes him when he is stressed.
♡He'd most definitely smell like spicy and warm? Tobacco, nutmeg, iron.
♡Although he'd probably have INSANE bo after a mission, he'd probably drench himself with cologne and say he smells better.
Claire Redfield
♡Oooo, she'd love the smell of sandalwood. She'd probably have every corner in her house garnished with sandalwood candles, + she'd have potpourri displayed as well.
♡She'd smell like the one dove hazelnut shampoo/bodywash, which smells so good. I can not see her smelling bad, and she'd definitely use some sort of light powdery perfume.
Luis Sierra
♡He'd love the smell of his cigarette brand, and I feel like spices? Such as basil, garlic, and paprika.
♡He'd reek of tobacco mixed with a citrusy gingery aroma.
Jill Valentine
♡She'd love the smell of flowers, Similar to her partner, she finds them peaceful a step back from reality.
♡Fruity, like bananas? Something that's light and not too pungent whilst maintaining good hygiene. She also wouldn't use any perfumes but rather a body mist.
Rebecca Chambers
♡Is her favorite smell is coffee, and Carmel! Since she's no longer active in missions and is just a professor/researcher, she'd use sweet scented soaps and shampoos, something that makes people think someone is baking, when it's just her walking in the halls.
Heisenburg
♡He'd probably love the smell of cooked meat and alchohol. Wouldn't touch soup at all and give wet dog smell tbh.
♡And honestly? This guy doesn't shower. He reeks of all types of oils from working in the forgery. And combined with the cigars he smokes, yeah, this guy has a mist of green around him
(I'm sorry) 😃
Victor Gideon
♡He'd love the smell of rain, I can totally see him trying to 'manufacture' the scent itself.
♡He'd have a soury, chemically scent to him. Something similar to like a hospital the cleanness mixed with maybe human bile?
Albert Wekser
♡He'd gain a habit of smelling his wines prior to drinking them, that would be his favorite scent depending on if the quality is to his palette.
♡He'd smell sterile. Maybe he'd smell like leather due to how much he wears, but no 'fragent' smells. he's labeled himself a god, and 'human scents' doesn't fit him. Maybe when in his finale form when uroboros takes over, he smells like ash and rock due to the volcano.
AUTHORS NOTE
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted. I've been very busy with things. I just wanted to write this out and move on. I'll probably be back in a week just figuring some things out! Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this (I know I'm missing some characters, and I'll cover those in the future! And I'm very sorry some are very short🙇♀️
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOMEONE DID IT SHIRTLESS VICTOR GIDEON GOD FUCK MEEEEEEEE HE'S HOOOOOOOTTTTTT 💖💖👌😩💦🐍
He's got The Tough Squish tummy, the wide chest and body, the cracked skin-scales, FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK
THANK YOU Antonio from YouTube! <3 Your contribution to the Stinky Old Man freaks of Tumblr appreciate it XD
(more of shirtless Victor Gideon under the Cut)
HOLY CHEESE BALLS 🤑
This, but with Victor Gideon? 💋 TW: Suggestive
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I'm not the best artist, but I do a bit of squabbles sometimes! I just wanted to post this just in case some other Victor gideon fans needed some dinner 🫡
Toodles!
-S
Resident evil characters favorite food (Part 2) 😋
Heisenburg
Porkchops and mushroom soup. He most definitely is not a veggies person. The only exception is tomatoes. He believes they are a fruit.
(I can totally see him picking out the mushroom pieces.)
Lady Alcina Dimitrescu
You, or any other person with flowing blood inside of them. Her insatiable thrist for blood is almost painful due to her transformation. She must feast regularly and only drinks from those who are perfect.
Carlos Oliveria
Chipotle fast food but maxed with high-fiber protein meals? Hell yeah, his order involves pork, brown rice, pinto beans, tomato salsa, fajita veggies, cheese, and lastly, guacamole. And you know he's the type to DRENCH it with sauce
Ada Wong
She has a refined tongue. She's rich and a seasoned mercenary who only eats the best. She wouldn't eat fast food. Her favorite meal is Peking duck it's savory and a delicacy.
Jake Muller
His favorite hobbies are eating apples, I imagine the first time he hears about apple pie, he's like, what?? Considering he basically grew up in the slums of Estonia, poor and hungry. Simple treats like these are rare to him, and he treasures it.
Zeno
His favorite food is actually beef carparccio (same thing that Wesker likes), and he knows that and hates that he likes the same things as Wesker. So he tried new foods and found a new taste, something Albert hadn't hadn't eaten/tried yet, which is calamari, something he would've loved, but it's Zenos, not Weskers.
Ethan Winters/ Rose winters
He LOVES pancakes they're so delicious he loves that it can be a daddy daughter bonding time! He does cute little designs with the pancakes for his daughter, and she loves them. Of course, there is no syrup for Rose since she isn't allowed sugar yet.
Jack Krauser
He's an american military man, I can imagine him pounding back an entire loaf of meat. and honestly? He probably loves it. So his favorite food is meatloaf.
Piers Nivans
I can see him being deployed in places he's never heard of before, And when he on his mission to find chris he stops into a tavern and tries borchst for the first time and IMMEDIATELY falls inlove with it. The flavor is something he's never tried before, and it becomes his new favorite food.
(Kinda yapped too much with piers, but he's my favorite) <3
AUTHORS NOTE
This is the final part! But if there are any characters you specifically want, you can just ask! I'm planning on writing a little post in the upcoming days about me and what I write, and don't write. I've just been impatient to get these little stories out! Next, I'm doing resident evil characters' favorite smells and how they smell like. Thank you whoever suggested that! <3
(Some)Resident evil characters favorite food 😋
Leon kennedy
He's 100% a beer and pizza guy
Jill Valentine
Sandwiches, practical and delicious 😋 especially ham iykyk
Chris Redfield
Steak and egg all the way, He's a real beefy guy!
Rebecca Chambers
She'd totally be a sweet pastry girl considering her sweet coffee order in death island!
Claire Redfield
She likes cheeseburgers. But LOVESS chinese takeout, especially fried noodles 🍜
Grace Ashcroft
Dorritos and Mountain dew. she's a workaholic she wouldn't have time to cook. 😀
Albert Wesker
Red wine and refined meals packed with high-protein to keep a good physique. (Beef carparccio)
Victor gideon
He doesn't eat much, but he loves eggs deviled, fried, boiled, whatever!
Sherry Birkin
She probably had to learn how to cook for herself due to her absent parents so home-cooked meals are her favorite (shepherds pie)
( I didn't have enough space to add more, so this is a part 1!) <33
I just love that little tummy he has 🤤
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Imagine leaving love bites all over his stomach, and he's looking at you half lidded through his glasses out of breath.
Victor gideon dating headcannons🔥
SFW
•Gets pretty dry skin. Once in a while, he'll allow you to put lotion on him. not scented one's, he's sensitive to those strong fragrant smells
•Usually runs cold, so sometimes you'll find him laying outside sprawled out under the sun. LOVES holding you at night if you run hot.
• Loves watching you sleep. And just watching you in general, even if you're not dating yet, he'd instantly be looking for you in a room.
•Has a bad habit of almost choking by swallowing big bites of food. You have to constantly remind him to chew. Usually, he has a diet of just meat, but he'd eat a couple of greens if you cook it and suggest trying it.
•He'd have a BUNCH of pictures of you. the same way he had of grace ashcroft in that hotel room if not more. He'd appreciate every part of your body, anything you'd find not pretty he'd adore.
•The first time he met you was when you were one of a few interns observing his work. He was doing an experiment testing out stuff when you walked in with your group. He was so caught up watching you that he messed up the experiment. A puff of black smoke blasting into his face. It's one of the very few rare times he's messed up during his work.
NSFW below 🍋🔞
•You think he's ever done anything before? Most people are disgusted by him. So when you come along, he's touch-starved and hungry. basically a puddle in your hands when you first touch him. After awhile he starts to get extremely bold
•Underneath his lower hood, his dick is quite a sight, matching his leathery grey skin tone, isn't all, but he's THICK he's like 7 feet tall? Yeah that's going to be a hard pill to swallow. ATLEAST 10 inches soft, and 13.5 inches hard.
•Before even trying anything, he spends a hefty amount of time trying to loosen you up to fit his size using 4 of his massive fingers.
•And of course, he has no idea how to even orally please a woman so he goes of what he knows about the female anatomy by stimulating your clit with his forked tongue
•He's groaning and hissing the entire time, Not really so loud but definitely not the classic smug look he usually has its more relaxed now mouth just agape.
•Ass, tits, or thighs? He's an ass man. He loves flinging you over his shoulder and smacking your ass.
Kinks
•TW blood mention, somnophila,knives
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-manhandling (loves the size difference between you two)
-blood letting/play (He loves how sweet your blood is and how it pumps out from your body when he pistons into you)
-knife play (Has a wide collection of knives)
-somnophila (Usually works late, so by the time he's coming home/ to bed, you'd be sleeping, but he's pent up with anxiety and wants to release it up)
-overstimulation (Needs you to be a moaning mess when you're done.)
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(OMG, I HOPE YALL LIKED THESE HEAD CANNONS. I really really want to do wesker next)
He looks like a delicious honey glazed donut
Do you think after a long mission when Chris is exhausted, he'd just let you ride tf out of him? He'd lay there his hands on your ass helping you up and down on his dick? Don't worry, he has stamina, but he's getting older, and he isn't in his 20s anymore. Over 30 years of getting into battles with B.O.W's does something to a man's joints. Luckily, he has no problem getting it up..
Yet 🤭
(This is my first ever post. Get ready for a shit-ton of my nasty little headcannons) 🤪
THE ONE WHO DIDN'T SHOW ✹ Leon Kennedy
SUMMARY: Leon's struggling with being infected with he doesn't know what, same as you, but when he comes home, a bit drunk, and finds out he missed your birthday... he knows he's definitely fucked up ‼️ Angst. Mentions of alcoholism and death ✹ PAIRINGS: RE9 Leon Kennedy x Wife!Reader ✹ WORD COUNT: 2128 ✹ Find me on AO3 ✹ Make your RESIDENT EVIL REQUESTS here (information included) ✹ My RESIDENT EVIL MASTERLIST 💬 Wrote this based on my 21st birthday... something like this happened and it still haunts me, but we have an angsty fic! I really hope you like it... even it may not be as good as my other fics
Leon arrives at your home staggering a little bit, opening the door with trembling hands. He has a headache he knows wouldn’t be that bad if he had followed Chris’s advice to not drink… but, instead, he ended up drinking more vodka that he should have.
As soon as he steps inside, he stops in the doorway, looking around as if he barely knew his very own home.
He takes a few unsteady steps toward the small table in the entryway and leaves his keys there, starting to think about why the house is much quieter than usual.
His laugh fades quickly alongside the false sense of security the alcohol in his system had given him.
When he finally dares to walk a bit farther and reaches the living room, he notices that there aren’t lights on, though there are plates and leftovers, probably from dinner, on the small table in front of the television.
What catches his attention the most is that you, his wife, aren’t curled up on the couch watching one of those stupid movies you like so much and that you always seem to be watching every time Leon comes home.
DANG THIS WAS SAD. I also love leon, but he needs a smack for this-
cecil stedman x female!reader. ns4w. smut. no gender/prns mentioned. short fic. smoking. pet-names. reverse cowgirl. cream pie. r calls cecil “cece”. this is kinda dirty.
a/n: guys i might be an old man fucker😭😭 pray for me
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Cecil…Cecil is not quite sure how he has found himself in this position.
It’s all a blur really. A flash. A blink in time. An artificial warp of reality.
One minute, you’re innocently inviting him into your house for coffee. Cecil wonders for brief moment why you or himself would be drinking coffee so late at night, but he accepts your invite. He assumed he wouldn’t be here for long anyway.
Then you two get to talking; work, the “superheroes”, the goddamn weather, anything you get your mind to.
A cup of coffee turns into a glass of wine.
Then two. Three.
Holy shitballs this was so good. 10/10 need that gilf 😜🫶