SEACHICKEN

i think that you can tell from my url that i am a very sophisticated person.

[thetrippytrip]

We should be more pro-active or we’ll see more of such sad fates of honest people.

[fluffmugger]

And the utterly ironic thing is I’ve seen repeated tumblr posts of that iconic photo absolutely slagging the shit out of Peter Norman as “lol white guy so uncomfortable”   “Why the fuck isn’t he supporting them”, etc etc.

[gahdamnpunk]

Some knowledge ✊🏾

[thank-you-mrs-loopner]

here it is, the most relatable onion article

[spookylass]

can you draw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but with more feeling?

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

Using a series of sensors, Dua’s bot detects when a person is about to run into something and beeps to them. The project took her a total of four days to build. Her prize is every Marvel fan’s dream.

Follow @the-future-now​

[lovesjustachemical]

!!!!! Get this out there. Make sure she’s not shut down because existing industries are greedy.

[awellboiledicicle]

Children: [have thoughts, ideas, and emotions]

Adults: You must be this old to count as a person with intelligent thoughts and feelings.

[dulce-de-guayabaa-deactivated20]

Where is the lie

[invaderxan]

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

(via)

[c3rvida3]

I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet’s corpse.

It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper’s daughter.

And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello.

And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a child’s birthday party.

When did my life get this weird?

[younger-than-the-soul]

your life is a fucking sidequest

[residentevils-moved-deactivated]

when u accidently type me instead of my 

[endoshan]

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

[fuck-you-im-australian]

accidentally typing olay instead of okay

[shiny-mimikyus-deactivated20170]

accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

[kuriyamababe-blog]

accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

[tquila-squared]

accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

[wontforgets]

accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

[dismalboii]

typing “hte” instead of “the” 

[vibinwitch]

typing “laso” instead of “also”

[cardassiansunrise]

typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

[virgoassbitch]

Why do men always have to act like they gotta teach you shit… like?? I don’t know who fuckin asked you but it sure wasn’t me so keep your motivation speeches to yourself

[seulmates]

every interaction with a man is a combination TED Talk, valedictorian speech, personal training session, and getting grounded by your dad 

[wonderstruck]

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????

[50nerdsofeccentricpurple]

All my DC Tumblr peeps…. Contact @uniquemelanin on Instagram or Nick Logan on Facebook of you see him…

[animalrates]

Here is a tiger just going about life until this human gives it the fright of its life. Still cute af. Dream job to be honest. 17/10 would be such an honor to pet

more animals rated here

[tk-tako]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE A TIGER BRAH

[solarbird]

no no no no no look at those ears, tiger totally knows he’s there

tiger thinks the bipeds are terrible, terrible tigers and don’t know how to tiger worth a damn so when one actually pays tiger cub ambush game tiger is so happy

look at that happy tiger

look at it

YES YOU TERRIBLE TIGER YOU ARE FINALLY LEARNING HOORAY :D

[fluffmugger]

#i love that all cats seem to just categorize humans as awful ugly children who need to be taught to cat

[hail-to-the-tsar-deactivated201]

@wolfintheroses

[systlin]

“YES STRANGE BIPEDAL TIGER YOU GOT ME I AM KILLED DEAD GOOD JOB.” 

Seriously that tiger flopped over with more drama than you would find in a middle school play death scene I love it. 

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Anyone else reminded of this?

[cho-hyun-ju]

The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best

[cho-hyun-ju]

“for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY”

[cho-hyun-ju]

“if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care.”

[cho-hyun-ju]

he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself

[weloveshortvideos]

Vijay Singh with the most outrageous golf shot the masters has ever seen. Ever.

[regularlesbian]

G O L F W I T H O U T L I M I T S

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I can only assume this is from some amazingly realistic looking sports anime because there ain’t no goddamn way that happened in real life.

[kirbyfanneox]

[blorpimorpi-deactivated20240919]

I’ve definitely reblogged this before, but I just think it’s super cute because there are like “golf manners” where you’re not supposed to make a huge ruckus but like EVERYONE felt it warranted cheering because HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT.

[mogatrat]

how do you not hold your club above your head and hoot like a tusken raider after a shot like that

[bitchycode]

iconic

[holdnarrytight]

i think about this every day

[imanes]

me: it’s ok I’m over it narrator: in fact, she was not over it at all