Let's Sail Away...

She/her // 24 // California Spongebob enthusiast It’s Always Sunny aficionado

[apas-95]

If your boss could, they would work you to death and dump your body behind your workplace without the police caring. If they cannot do this to you right now, that is historically contingent - they used to be able to do this to you, they currently can do this to other people, and in the future they will likely be able to do this to you again. The only thing that has ever prevented them from doing so is worker organisation and violent resistance against violence. You are livestock to the ruling class. Never trick yourself into thinking that these people will not slaughter you as soon as it benefits them, and do not avert your eyes from the slaughter now.

[girl-debord]

playing this new game called indeed.com and it fucking sucks

[cannibalchicken]

[theocseason4]

[longscorsese]

king

[puertohurraco]

King

[vortigone]

[occidentalist]

“Pack it up boys we’ve made a social blunder” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read 😭😭😭😭😭

[lordspoooky]

Ice king is a really good character because they intoduce him and you're like "haha what a freak what's wrong with him" and then the show goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like

[maccymacdonald]

the combination of the song, charlie’s growing insanity, mac having a panic attack, the fact they’d only been working there about a week and the legendary meme made from this scene makes it the most iconic thing to come out of always sunny imo. happy pepe silvia day!

[akaiiros]

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

[hapalopus]

Kinda surprised how many different animals can be black and tan

[jizzardtower-deactivated2023072]

[yugiohz]

Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

He didn’t say that.

[yugiohz]

he did

[hero-in-high-tops]

“Wait if I sheath my sword will he not attac-DID THIS TWINK JUST SLAP ME?!”

[karekuat]

[exactly4spiders]

[regulationblues]

Thanks @niksfake

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[whatbigotspost]

Food Fun Facts for dad types!!!

•Adding butter or cheese or salt or whatever to your veggies so that you like them doesn’t change the nutritional content you get from said veggies.

•Additional calories eaten don’t negate the healthy benefits of food. And, stay with me here, low calorie foods are not more morally pure than high calorie foods.

•If making a food more palatable by adding butter (or whatever) is the make-or-break for someone to actually eat the vegetable, then the Brussel sprouts with butter are FUCKING HEALTHIER for you than the Brussel sprouts you don’t eat. A salad with ranch dressing is healthier for you than the dry greens you don’t eat. A sandwich with cheese and mayo is more healthy than the plain sandwich you don’t eat. The strawberry with whipped cream is more healthy than the strawberry you don’t eat.

•We actually don’t have to buy the bullshit that food that makes us happy or tastes good is less healthy.

[seabear-square]

I wonder if elon would just give me twitter if I asked?

[kingalistairtheirin]

the hits just keep on coming

[sunfortune]

destiel canon apparently but more pressing issue: 

why is this edited and acted SO weird. like they both shot their scenes separately lmfao

[harlivy]

[thefoolsong]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

jensen ackles being contractually forced to sit quietly for five minutes pretending to have an emotion