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[sealpaus]

fuck tumblr, bye

[sealpaus]

think i might just shoot mtself in the head cuz fuck all man who cares

[sealpaus]

its not fair i love people so much and no one gives a shit about me

[cursedcatimages]

clown cat circa 1890s

[slocotion]

Cherrie plum forked tongue 

[sealpaus]

it really isnt fucking fair

[sealpaus]

i keep trying to see myself as less than so i dont get as surprised and heartbroken when im chosen over but my philosophy is that no one is less than so it doesnt even matter and every time im put to the curb i have the same breakdown over and over

[sealpaus]

no matter what i do ill be second choice to people huh :)

[shakespork]

i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face

[shakespork]

my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun?

me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch,,

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

Rich, eccentric, elderly widow Lady peering over at the conversation: That one. That one shall be my heir.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[wellillbedamned]

Please listen to this sax solo that came from the goddamn veggietales larryboy soundtrack

[shejla24]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i think there is something about people who were abused/neglected as kids that makes us embrace things that others consider monstrous. i dont think its a coincidence most of us like “creepy” animals like rats and crows. i dont think its a coincidence that we are the first to jump to the defense of “worthless” plants like dandelions. its why we get so attached to old toys and broken things. when you spend your whole life believing you’re not wanted, it turns you into a defender of the other unwanted things in the world. and you’re not just protecting them - you’re protecting the part of yourself that still believes you deserve to exist. just like they do. just like we all do.

[courtesycalling]

[sealpaus]

i love having to pretend im talking to people to feel better /s

[ask-bait]

⚖️ this or that asks

1 - thunderstorms or rainbows?

2 - books or movies?

3 - hoodies or denim jackets?

4 - city or countryside?

5 - achieve world peace or end world hunger?

6 - pop or rock?

7 - many acquaintances or a few close friends?

8 - cats or dogs?

9 - antiheroes or sympathetic villains?

10 - catchy beat or deep lyrics?

11 - bright colours or pastels?

12 - greek or roman mythology?

13 - coffee or tea?

14 - sweet or savoury?

15 - reading or writing?

16 - summer or winter?

17 - autumn or spring?

18 - strawberry or mango?

19 - friendship or romance?

20 - headphones or earbuds?

21 - rom-coms or horror?

22 - morning person or night owl?

23 - dark or brightly coloured clothes?

24 - easter or halloween?

25 - metal or rap?

[unclefather]

imagine a rat using an airpod as a cane . imagine that

[trashboat]

i’m thinking about it

[dailyskeletonreminders]