CoffeeCigarettes&Creative_writing

[ironpour]

[seanvhoban]

…Am I a dog? *this is rhetorical.

[callingallcars]

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

[callingallcars]

bruh

[nightpool]

this man out here trying to teach a context on sociotechnical interaction or digital policy or whatever like we shouldn't be studying HIM.

[seanvhoban]

He individually scanned 59 pages, stop being ungrateful dicks.

[cikero]

how do y’all make such a mess in a public bathroom I don’t understand. I would kill myself immediately if I left a mess in a bathroom and someone else had to see it. do people not respect the cleaners

[seanvhoban]

Or themselves? DISGUSTING!

[prole-log]

[seanvhoban]

I’m open to a lot of things..

[fanonical]

they should release a doctor who themed cookbook called doctor stew

[seanvhoban]

As long as the stew doesn’t turn out to be Stu, I’m in?

[funny-tik-toks]

[seanvhoban]

…ahem.

[straightboyfriend]

self check out machine in a grocery store that makes you select if you want a male, female, or non-binary voice before you begin your transaction. you’re perplexed by the non-binary voice option so you click it & snoop dogg starts talking

[seanvhoban]

How high are you?

[memewhore]

[cosmic-noir]

[seanvhoban]

The bi girl, the girl who has absolutely made more than one blood pact, the girl who cries on the stairs at every house party, the actually sound girl who offers some of her Strongbow despite not knowing you, and the guy who is dating the girl who cries on the stairs at every house party despite screwing the girl who has absolutely made more than one blood pact.

[incorrect-encanto-quotes]

Aita fur tryin tu wurm ubp a seet?

I (5m) got mi goft yesturday an I cun talk tu animmels. This murning I askkad them tu wurm up mi abuelas (75f) seet. Shi dednt seem huppy but mi papi guve me thumbs up for it. Aita?

[seanvhoban]

What the fuck is this? I’m I having another fever dream?

[quevidamastriste]

[kaymonstar-deactivated20160824]

I keep laughing.

[ruaniamh]

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

[h0neyyypie]

EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[seanvhoban]

Have none of you had a sketchy Grindr hookup with a blank profile? Put that under “Stories to tell the grandkids”.

[pixelatedboobs-blog]

Patients is a virtue.

[northmiamigoon-deactivated20150]

maybe she a doctor

[seanvhoban]

Nurse.

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

Please appreciate the absolute clownery that is this fight scene

[seanvhoban]

So this is straight porn..

[onabat11e]

Denali skating to Bad Guy (x)

bonus:

[seanvhoban]

[thetomska]

tumblr i’m begging you please let me reblog the big tiddy coffin

[sociopathgoingtohell-deactivate]

I need to be able to reblog that

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

goals

[apocalypsegay]

this is where the resident evil vampire milf sleeps

[seanvhoban]

Resident Evil what now?! Or it could be someone who died from lack of attention for the past year and offering their cheeks up to Hades?

[wonders-of-the-cosmos]

Saturn Rings and Moons: From left, the moons are Janus, Pandora, Enceladus, Mimas and Rhea. Following the images below, Enceladus and Tethys, Titan, Rhea and Mimas. Enceladus and Tethys.

by Gordan Ugarkovic & Kevin Gill

[seanvhoban]

Stunning. But did o hear “mimosas “?

[onequestofnonsense]

Is it ableist to want Bucky Barnes not to be an amputee?

(wounded yes. Bone damage yes. Arm chopped off no. It makes me want to cry and scares my stupid arse.)

And by that I mean to headcanon him with both arms after the fall and winter soldier and everything. Is it inappropriate? Is it bad?

(it's not repulsive. It literally just makes me cry)

Please someone help me sort this out it's kept me awake too many nights over a year.

[seanvhoban]

What on Earth are you talking about?