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@searedvirtue
Man, rice tho
But like…rice
This guy gets it
Disagree. Potatoes.
I’ve had this debate with a Vietnamese coworker and lets be honest rice and potatoes are both fucking amazing.
Both are, coincidently, large staples in my diet
Both cheap and both have so many uses
Italy says Pasta.
remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree
True pain is cooking a perfectly temped, juicy medium rare steak and having it sent back down a minute later bc the customer wants it well done now
Some people don't know what they want to eat.
instead of declawing your cat heres some things you can do instead: • fuck off • stop caring more about your furniture than your cat’s wellbeing • give me your cat instead
Just this.
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/
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Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life
This could save many lives, reblog
Useful information to have!
i wish my dad had known this
THAT LAST COMMENT. PLEASE REBLOG SO WE CAN SAVE MORE PEOPLE’S LIVES THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.
Always reblog
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BAD
THE LID IS IN THE ROOF
I don’t think I’v ever quite witnessed the resulting damage, but this? This is what happens when you open a pressure cooker before fully depressurizing it.
Holy shit
This actually looks much more like a valve failure, resulting in explosion. There's no way you're gonna wreck a stovetop that bad for some steam left inside the pot... also, who did that wouldn't have a face anymore. So I'm going with the "I left the pressure cooker on and went mind my business, then came back to this and took a picture" framing.
Jesus Christ was a brown Jew in the Middle East, conceived out of wedlock in an arguably interracial if not interspecies (deity and human) relationship, raised by his mother and stepfather in place of his absent father. He may not have had a Y chromosome. He spent his early youth as a refugee in Egypt, where his family no doubt survived initially on handouts from the wealthy (You think they kept that gold, frankincense, and myrrh from the wise men? Hell no, they sold that stuff for food and lodging). He later returned with his parents to their occupied homeland and lived in poverty.
The religion of Jesus’s people has no concept of a permanent hell and instructed its priests on how to induce miscarriages. Jesus explicitly rejected the concept of disability as a divine punishment. He spoke out against religious hypocrites. He had enough respect for women to let his mother choose the time of his first miracle. He blessed a same sex couple. He told a rich man that he must give up his wealth to get to heaven, and also told a parable about a rich man suffering in agony in presumably Gehinnom (basically Purgatory) just to hammer the point home. He told people to pay their taxes. He declared “love your neighbor” to be one of the two commandments on which all laws hang. He commanded his followers to help the poor. He commanded them to help the sick and the needy. He spent time with social outcasts. He healed the servant of a high priest during his arrest rather than fighting back. He was put to death by the occupying government because he was a political radical.
Trump and his administration are xenophobic, misogynistic, racist, fear-mongering, warmongering, tax-dodging, anti-Semitic, anti-choice, anti-welfare, anti-equal pay, anti-LGBTQIA+, anti-immigration, support tax cuts for the rich, support Citizen’s United, want to keep refugees out of this country, want to limit our ability to speak against the government, plan to abolish the Affordable Care Act, and they wrap all of that up behind a banner of “Christian family values.” If you support them, you have no right to call yourself a follower of Christ.
it’s so rare, yet so fulfilling, to see the J-man on my dash
One of my friends is literally the most religious Christian I have ever met. What does that mean in regards to her lifestyle and outlook? She loves everyone. EVERYONE. Unconditionally. And she supports healthcare and education and birth control and everything that’s necessary to have a healthy, stable society.
Because that’s what her homeboy JC would want.
Canon Jesus is better than Fandom Jesus.
Canon Jesus is better than Fandom Jesus.
that’s a dull knife.lol
I know, right?
If that was one of my work knives, she’d have a huge hole in her mouth…
Too many people seem to think a good argument should be based on snappy insults rather than evidence
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Why is it so damn hard for linecooks to just organize their shit and take old product and either use it first or dispose of it properly? I tried getting three guys for weeks to rotate their shit properly and actually wipe and clean their low boys???
Because for most line cooks this is a job not a passion and they don’t give a fuck
Essentially a very compressed version of my response. Way too many cooks don’t care.
I’m just a salad maker and I honestly CANNOT STAND when my station is dirty. It drives me absolutely insane! I make it a point to wipe down my station and sweep during my shift, and clean out my low boy right before I leave.
You’re totally one of us. Salad are for sure cooks.
I'll answer from the other end. I'm losing my drive. It's been 3 years of cafè food, for two different owners, a dumb fuck the first, a fake the second. Unpaid overtime is the norm. All while being my own dishwasher, commis and chef at the same time. Dealing with foh with questionable education. I still love professional cooking and miss a real kitchen with a brigade, but at times I just ask myself why I should be spending the extra time to empty out my lowboy and wipe it, or why I should move all the plates to wipe the shelves. I haven't found answers these last days. I'll just leave as soon as I get the chance.
To anyone that thinks hotdogs aren't sandwiches
Your sandwich classification skills are weak.
Pop tarts are sandwiches too then
you know that they are not. Poptarts are cookies
Layered cakes are sandwiches
Now you’re just being obtuse
things are heating up in the sandwich fandom
Structural purist… ingredient neutral… because that’s how Escoffier and Larousse define it motherfuckers!!
@sujthechef is hell right. You need stuff between SLICES OF GODDAMN BREAD.
Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.
This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.
This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.
maybe gangster whales is what we need in order to fight climate change
Whales, you’re doing great sweeties
The evolution of BOH’s attitude towards walk-ins…
30 minutes before close- Ehhh 25 minutes before close- Bruhhh 20 minutes- Dude. 15- C'mon, man… 10- *stiff lips* 5- FUCK YOU, DUDE. FUCK. YOU.
Every damn night.
Reblog and you might save someone’s life, especially with all our Black Girls going missing #ProtectBlackGirls #SaveLife
For those who don’t know what’s happening in the video, she untied her shoelaces, pulled one through the inside of the zip tie binding her hands, then tied the shoelaces together. Then, by pulling downward and back and forth on the shoelaces with her feet, she created enough friction to wear away part of the ziptie, making it weak enough to snap right off her hands.
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