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bace-jeleren

Holy shit, Dr. Tingle, go OFF!!!!

(@deeisace)

Yooooo

😭 this is me

wowww okay unfollowing now! i was a huge fan of his cannibal dinner parties and artistic displays of his victim’s corpses, i had no idea he was dating one of his patients

marisatomay

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

bobacupcake

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

pinkieperil

And the next step…

systlin

https://teezyli.com/

Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now

cathrine-rose

Oh my god

systlin

Anyway, I just emailed [email protected] to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.

anthropohedron

I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.

Holy fucking shit

I’m DYING.

😂😂😂

More accurately

?!?!?!?!?!?!!???

who tf is gonna be nude? the ents???

aflo

the hobbits

pallidprincess

i know those little homos are packing hairy meat

cannibalchicken

dankmemeuniversity

bgm05

masterpost of spongebob moments that dealt psionic damage to my 7 year old self (absolutely non-comprehensive)

catchymemes

frumpycunt

so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and he’s cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldn’t really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.

frumpycunt

someone already posted this but the kicker is at the end of return of the king where frodo sees the fellowship again and calls out to everyone by name except for legolas lmaooo

friendlybatteringram

lycheesodas

PLS i swear i saw this in another version of this post but i can’t find it now 😭

if anyone knows who wrote this scenario tag them so they can have credit asldfjslkf

gumbootsoup

that supergirl lesbian kiss where the girls look like they are going to quit after that take is the polar opposite of the scene in brokeback where alma sees jack and ennis making out and heath ledger almost broke jake gyllenhaals nose

gumbootsoup

the binary

snulbug2

#someone said ‘the supergirl kiss looks like when michael kissed oscar on the office’ and it does and i’m screaming

meangirlnurse

this is literally the same gif

un-beeleaf-able

I fucking choked

ec-yoshi

Hollywood cast queer folks to play queer characters challenge. And cast POC to play POC

prismatic-bell

This last point is absolutely true.

HOWEVER.

Having been in high school when Brokeback Mountain came out, I can tell you Heath and Jake took A LOT of heat for many of the scenes in it (including this one), because they WEREN’T all awkward and afraid to touch each other. They both went in with the attitude of “we’ve been hired to portray a relationship, and we’re going to do that.” I lost count of the number of times they were asked if it was weird/different to kiss another man. I think it was Jake who made the most confused face ever at the camera and kind of went “….no…..? A kiss is a kiss?” The speculation on their sexualities ran RAMPANT—at the same time that Heath started dating Michelle Williams (who played his wife, in the most positive-but-ironic turn of events ever). They literally were basically not allowed to say “queer people are people, and you don’t have to be queer to see that queer people can love and cherish each other emotionally and physically.” They did their best to do that, working against a mass media that was going “look, it’s a story about TWO MEN!! And they HAVE SEX!!! HOW FREAKY!!!”

So while I agree that in 2019 we should be aspiring to cast queer actors to play queer roles, please recognize that the fact we can aspire to that now is partly because of what two straight actors did fifteen years ago, when they decided they weren’t going to be afraid to risk breaking each other’s faces in a show of passion and longing.

ardwynna

#I’m happy that young queers are getting so much compared to my youth #but there’s such a lack of understanding at the same time #like you can tell they never grew up in a world where their first experience with queerness was a brutal violent murder

elfwreck

Brokeback Mountain was released in 2005.

Lawrence v Texas, the lawsuit that overturned sodomy laws that made gay sex illegal, was in 2003.

The cast was set before SCOTUS made that ruling. The film was already being planned at a time when gay sex was a crime in more than a dozen US states.

They couldn’t “get queer actors to play queer roles” because the majority of queer actors were deeply closeted, because it was a crime in a lot of places, including all of Texas and Florida. Your movie has a scene at Disneyworld? Can’t have known queer actors or they could be arrested during filming.

I don’t know how to get across how different it is now.

tealfruit

also can we talk about how the idea of “cast queer actors to play queer characters” has led to “"cishet”“ actors being harassed for playing queer characters until they felt forced to come out of the closet to defend themselves bc they were queer the whole time and just weren’t ready to be out