thats me!

:^)

[medievaljournalist]

im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit

[thattransotter]

Very unprofessional behavior from a journalist

[medievaljournalist]

its my day off

[joecomputer]

today i took diced green peppers, seasoned them with salt and fresh black pepper and baked it at 8000 degrees for 22 hours. i make this whenever i want pile of smoldering ash.

[miss-wizard]

i love you. im pregnant and its toys

[aliteralracoon]

what the fuck does that mean. stop. dont fucking say that

[muckmagister]

ok. gettibg an abortion and its you

[sacred-portal]

[hooved]

sun dried fucking tomatoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[apas-95]

bunny wrapped

you ate 13 cables this year

you thumped 2,461 times

you hopped a total of 4,109,013 meters

your highest binky was 76 centimeters

you spent 481 hours flopped

you blinked 3 times

you ate 15,021 grams of hay

your favourite food was carpet

[watermotif]

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

[tamagotchikgs]

i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur

[teathattast]

[funpression]

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

[conzoop]

rabbits be like

um

umm..

ⓘ 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙧𝙪𝙣 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮

[coughloop]

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

feeling bored i’m gonna dox a fish

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

ok here goes

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

ocean

[unknown-fish]

what the fub

[teathattast]

[autodiscipline]

theres no cuter animal than generic grey fish 🐟

[autodiscipline]

i would be fangirling so hard if i met him in real life

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

[satyriconmp3]

my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red

[spaghettinatural]

edward cullens not gon a fuck you babe

[satyriconmp3]

you've picked the right target you're just a decade late this would've ruined me at sixteen