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Incorrect Quotes for Chapter 9 of my batfic

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Batman:

Batman: …Why are you wearing that.

Dick: I wanted to match the vibe.

Batman: The vibe is “classified meeting.”

Dick: Yeah, very bat-themed. Nailed it.

Bruce: What the hell were you thinking?

Dick: I was thinking—

Bruce: Don’t.

Bruce: You weren’t working alone.

Dick: My dad has no faith in me

Bruce: When did “bored” become justification for antagonizing gods.

Dick: Around the same time we learned parkour.

Bruce (to himself): I need better locks.

Batcave: silently judges him

Alfred: Tea, sir.

Bruce: There has to be an easy solution.

Alfred: Fascinating.

Jason: Did you really tell Dick to read.

Bruce: Yes.

Jason: Wow. Prison changed you.

Bruce: I’ve…never gone to prison?

Dick narrates his grounding like a documentary

Dick (whispering, reverent): Here we observe the Common Batfather, deep within his natural habitat.

Dick: The subject has crossed his arms. This is a defensive posture. A warning.

Bruce: Stop narrating.

Dick (quietly): The Batfather attempts to assert dominance.

Dick: Note the eyebrow. Raised. This indicates disappointment. Far more dangerous than anger.

Bruce: You are grounded.

Dick: Ah. And here it is. The ritual punishment.

Dick: Grounding in adult vigilantes is largely symbolic. The subject will continue crime-fighting, but with vibes.

Bruce: Dick.

Dick: The Batfather uses the cub’s name to reestablish authority.

Dick: I am being released into the wild with conditions. Observe the minimal eye contact.

Bruce: No patrol tonight.

Dick: A loss of enrichment activities.

Dick: Scientists believe this is meant to encourage reflection.

Jason (offscreen): It won’t.

Dick: The cub remains undeterred.

Bruce: I am serious.

Dick: The Batfather believes this.

Dick: In rare cases, grounding ends when the cub performs an act of service. Such as dishes. Or apologizing. Or both.

Bruce: You are not a documentary narrator.

Dick: The Batfather denies the cub’s identity.

Dick: And now, the cub will test boundaries—

Bruce: Don’t.

Dick: —by asking for pizza.

Bruce: Get out.

Dick: The cub retreats, victorious.

Dick (walking away): Join us next week, when the Batfather discovers he has no control over his cubs

Bruce (to himself): I should’ve adopted cats.

neiwis

Psst...

guess which fic I'm working on again

My bat lovers are going to be happy 😉

neiwis

Current Works:

Not Everything is What it Seems

Chapter 1

In this timeline, Sabo survived. There was no ambush by Bluejam, no chains dragging him back to the hell of nobility. He stayed—where he belonged—beside his brothers. But the fire still came. This time, Sabo had the chance to fight it. To protect Ace. To keep Luffy far away, safe at home. It should have been enough. It wasn’t. Because in this world, fate didn’t repeat itself—it twisted. And maybe… just maybe… this version of the story is worse than the one before.

Current Chapter:

Chapter 16

Operation: I Am Human

Chapter 1

Series

How, exactly, do you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham? That single, most ridiculous question had been gnawing at Bruce’s mind for the past week. He could let them believe it—he had certainly let worse rumors fester when it served his purposes—but he couldn’t. He just couldn’t. or The continuation of Unintentional Cryptid. Bruce tries to clear up the small misunderstanding but every single time he interacts with the Justice League, it gets worse

Current Chapter:

Chapter 9

spectrelike-art

For the WCT "Wings" prompt on the Haunting Heroes discord - was a super fun event (and the first piece of art I made for the fandom)

thelazydetectivecat

Danny has always known he's adopted. His parents never really hid it from him. According to them they found him on one of their ghost hunting trips in the woods bleeding out with no one in sight.

The rushed him to the hospital where countless nurses and doctors rushed him to the emergency room. Other than the bleeding there were countless other wounds and scars that needed to be treated along with the stabbing. During his treatment Jack and Maddie were explaining the situation to cops and social workers however when they tried to find his file they found nothing as if he never existed at all.

No one knows what happened to Danny. As far as the doctors police and social workers could guess is that Danny escaped from somewhere dangerous and they hunted him down but didn't bother checking if he actually died. During their time there Jack and Maddie became insanely attached to the child that looked at them curiously with some weariness and slowly warmed up to them. According to dad the night Danny ask them to hug him to help him fall asleep was the night they knew for certain that they were taking him home.

Danny believe them and never bothered searching for his biological parents since he was pretty certain that they weren't good people or the kind of people he wants to be associated with that was until his past came crashing down.

With assassins appearing in Amity park calling him Prince and grandson of the demons head trying to kidnap him and take him back somewhere with the vigilantes of Gotham appearing out of nowhere as well and his parents becoming more wary of the assassins and vigilantes to the point of suggesting that they take a vacation somewhere secluded was sending alarm bells to Danny's head

So he went to the only person that could solve this mystery.

Wes.

Wes figured out he was phantom as soon as he saw him in both forms. That along with some other mysteries makes Wes the only option Danny has as to figure out what's happening and the only one that knows about his phantom identity.

With the two boys looking coming face to face with assassins secret organizations and the justice League what will the encounter and what sort of trouble will they get tangled into? And will this evolve into something more?

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princetriscuit

Danny as Clockwork's apprentice who is made to personally intervene in repairing the damage done to reality by Superboy Prime's punch. This involves entering the site at the moment it was broken, displacing Kon from the break in causality, and ensuring that Jason Todd resurrects as required by the continuity.

This also, apparently, earns him a complex and strangely competitive love polygon bullshit involving Kon-El, Superboy Prime, and Tim Drake.

Jason Todd is not impressed. He is actually deeply stressed about all this.

nightingale-prompts

Tim: *over the phone* Did you make something from that strand of hair you took off me?

Danny: .....Why do you ask?

Tim: Another question, what have you been doing with that thing you made?

Danny: ....nothing...

Tim: Well next time you do "nothing" do it at a reasonable time!

Danny: Sorry.

Tim: Also, keep it under 30 minutes, okay? Im tired.

nightingale-prompts

Tim: Danny.

Danny: Im sorry! Im sorry! Im sorry!

Tim: You are doing it again. You sound so pathetic right now. You are very pathetic in general.

Danny: I want to stop but I don't know if I can.

Tim: I can make you stop. A chastity device will do it but I don't know how long I can take you whimpering and drooling constantly. I swear your in rut with how your acting.

Danny: *currently in rut* Im sorry, forgive me.

Tim: Finish already. I think you've had enough rounds for the day.

Danny: But—

Tim: Now.

ziziziziboom

Should I start posting in my native language (Spanish) for convenience?

Yes

Remaining time: 11 hours 22 minutes

Having to write long pieces of text, then run them through a translator, and deal with all the problems that come with it (like how I HATE it when the translator changes an ENTIRE sentence that I really liked)—it ends up discouraging me from writing anymore. I’m not sure if I should start writing in Spanish since you guys don’t know Spanish (as far as I know), and I’d like you to be able to read what I write more easily :(

sagetsukimura

My piece for Haunting Heroes Discord server WCT. The theme was 'Wings'.

I'm so happy with this one guys

glow-in-the-dark-death

To Be Wooed

I blacked out and wrote this. This is so silly to me.

Enjoy!

Look Danny didn't mean to kill the Joker it was an honest mistake, he was still recovering from escaping the GIW and whatever they had used on him had still been in effect when he honest to Ancients ran into the fake clown.

Of course it doesn't look like an accident with how he left the Joker

But it was!

Really it really was!

Whatever the GIW did was out of his system, but that still left a very dead and coreless Joker.

Yeah...apparently Joker had a core, but not anymore because he ate it like it was pop rock candy, if the weird cousin spicy version of it. He still feels like he has some of it stuck in his teeth.

Anyways! Not the point!

Joker! Very dead at his feet, what is he supposed to do-

THUMP

Oh Ancients he's going to die again that's the Red Hood!

"Uh...I can explain, well not really. But it was an accident! I promise and-"

"You killed him?"

"I'm really sorry? He bumped into me, it was an accident I swear!"

"Go on a date with me."

WHa-what?! Did he just hear correctly why would he ask him out out of nowhere it made no sense and..oh.

Red Hood's been touched by Death not like him but enough to count, and enough to have some ghostly instincts.

Okay ghostly courting he can do that, he totally can, no sweat!

Shit who is he kidding he may have the instincts but he was never actually taught how he's supposed to use them or anything.

Well he's always been good at making it up as he goes, and at least his instincts will help push him in the right direction.

So he should just do what feels natural to him.

"Yes I'll go out with you. If I were to make jewelry and knives out of his bones would you accept them?"

"...For me to wear and use. Yes."

Danny freaking out about just killing and kinda eating someone: I'm in so much trouble!

Jason behind him fixing his appearance: "Well hello there handsome come by here often?"

Joker bumping into Danny: "ahAHA you will make a good experiment!"

Danny is high as a kite and getting the munchies: "I didn't know I could order food with my mind!"

Joker: "Whut-"

Jason seeing Danny absolutely wrecking Jokers shit: *Ghost Instincts Activated*

Jason falling fast for Danny without even knowing his name: "Can I pretty please kiss you?"

Danny realizing what's going on but still being clueless: "Does that mean you will accept these gifts made from Jokers bones?"

Jason's Ghost Instincts rising to a fever pitch: "I'm going to woo the fuck out of ya and then we'll get married then we'll fu-"

Danny's Ghostly Instincts being connected to his 'Protection' & Jason's to his 'Revenge' showing these kind of specific gestures towards them is incredibly romantic.

Jason and Danny's relationship basically:

#They're like Morticia & Gomez absolutely smitten for each other

#Jason brings a crying & beaten up GIW who has been stalking Danny

#Danny almost swooned

#They start flirting with each other while standing on top of the GIW dude

#Jason's goons are happy that their boss found 'The One' apparently but can they please stop eyefucking each other while they're there and-

Just an Idea

queennightingale

Imagine Tim being the first to find out

He just goes to Jason’s safe house for one reason or another and sees these two being SO lovey dovey and snitches to Dick and Damian and all their other siblings but someone it does not cross anyone’s mind to tell Bruce

aveloka-draws

I can imagine Webber presenting one of his traps and the Lamb intentionally stepping in it just to test its viability

Lamb would for sure

lilyblisslys

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

mollyjames

jack-elly

DPxDC idea #3

The DC universe has its own Danny Fenton.

The problem?

He's dead.

Dead.

The portal accident killed him years ago. The Fentons buried their son, mourned him, and somehow managed to move on.

Then a dimensional breach brings Danny Phantom from another universe into the DC Universe.

At first, nobody notices anything strange. The Justice League just sees another teenage meta helping during crises. But eventually reporters get clear footage. Facial recognition software finds a match.

Danny Fenton.

Deceased.

The boy buried years ago.

Now Maddie, Jack, and Jazz are forced to watch news reports of their dead son flying alongside heroes, So they chase him wanting answers.

And Danny is stuck trying to explain something impossible:

"No, I'm not your Danny."

The worst part?

Nobody believes him.

Because how do you tell grieving parents that their son really is dead... and you're just an alternate-universe version who happened to survive?

touchofhemlocktea

I think this would be an interesting way for this prompt from my blog to end up...

Sorry if this is intrusive. I just like the idea of combining them.

lululocomo

LMK The New past AU: Meihua meeting Pigsy and Tang all images description have the dialogue in it if you're struggling to read my writting✨

This is set in the future/present! MK is a regular at Pigsy's, and he finally decided to bring Meihua! She had to get glamour to disguise too, but to not risk it of breaking, the glamour is just to hid her visible fur and monkey nose. Her tail is hidden in her dress and the bandana hide her ears and hold the glamour together😌 She feels bad for liking Pigsy's noodle more than her brother noodles, but MK don't mind at all, in fact he agrees! Pigsy's noodles are just superior✨

She feels bad for liking Pigsy's noodle more than her brother noodles, but MK don't mind at all, in fact he agrees! Pigsy's noodles are just superior✨

Beginning of the AU

Masterpost

I'm slowly getting back into making comics for the au!✨ I have like an artblock but only for LMK and my AU???? so I'm trying to fight it but without forcing myself too much- I'm having a blast drawing ocs or designing my Links for my zelda au tho lmao

reinietism

I'm planting my partyanimal spores into your brain💛💗

alien-slushie

DPxDC Idea/Prompt

On Dick's way home one day he sees advertisement for a new bakery. Since he loves supporting new small businesses, he pops in to grab some assorted cupcakes for the family as dessert.

Cut to after dinner, and Tim takes a bite of the cupcake Dick picked out for him; a dark chocolate cupcake with coffee filling, and vanilla buttercream topped with a chocolate drizzle and a chocolate covered expresso bean. Needless to say, Tim is hooked! Its so decadent, but not too sweet.

The next day, after getting the name from Dick, Tim goes to the bakery for lunch and to pick up some donuts for the brake room. He orders just the donuts and his cupcake, but the owner, Danny, shoves a croissant sandwich into his hands too, telling him its bad to only eat sweets. Tim tries to pay for it, but Danny refuses playfully pushing him out the door.

The next day Tim returns, and the next, and the next, and the next. He claims hes just hooked on the food, but anyone can tell hes grown very fond of Danny, and their quip little chats. But, he's a lot less thin and much healthier looking, he's eating more meals and eating less coffee, even if his coffee consumption is still high and what he no longer drinks has just been replaced with coffee flavored sweets.

Danny has become rather fond of his first regular customer. And if this fondness has lead to him making more and more coffee flavored treats, and more non-sweet ready to go options, well then so what? No one is actually complaining.

lululocomo

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