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still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing
a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all
I couldn’t sleep last night. Eventually got 3 hours, but while I was up Bella Ciao was stuck in my head because of all the… ya know. And when I woke up and told my European friends they got REALLY concerned for my mental health, not cause of the insomnia but because of the song
Concept: a mermaid who collects human artifacts, but, like, exclusively objects that humans have dramatically cast into the sea in moments of high emotion, catharsis, or personal revelation. Each item is carefully mounted above a little index card that outlines the circumstances of its hurling in terse, clinical prose.
How many outdated cellphones does she have from businessmen who realize that Family is more important?
Fewer than you’d think. For a variety of fascinating demographic and cultural reasons, importance-of-family cell phones are considerably more likely to be hurled into lakes than oceans. She’s co-authored a paper on the subject that’s due to be published next month.
I hope it’s been pier reviewed
I got that dog in me *curls up on the ground and starts whimpering*
Matt Mercer is the Tolkein to Brennan's CS Lewis
They are both great friends. And Mercer does an incredible job with lore building and world building, figuring out the details of history and customs and religion and how the people all interact and if this trade route here crosses that continent there, what does that mean for the Arakokra of these cliffs?
And Brennan bursts in with "I have STRONG FEELINGS about morality and the shape of the worlds I make will be conduits for those feelings, history be damned! Talking Lion? Absolutely. Strange puppet man, we don't know how real they are? Perfect. And let's get some Quangles going just for the hell of it"
Is Aabria Diana Wynne Jones in this analogy?
Purveyor of little guys like multiple characters in the Howl trilogy? Deconstruction of popular fantasy genres like with Dark Lord of Dirkholm? One Hundred Percent she’s Diana Wynne Jones!
Diana Wynn Jones "idc that you want to go write Lord of the Rings, do your job."
Aabria "idc about Lord of the Rings, do your job." <3
I just thought you meant like. A cool fantasy author. I just found out through you and verifying that she legit made him do his job and lecture and this is huge for me
Matt Mercer is the Tolkein to Brennan's CS Lewis
They are both great friends. And Mercer does an incredible job with lore building and world building, figuring out the details of history and customs and religion and how the people all interact and if this trade route here crosses that continent there, what does that mean for the Arakokra of these cliffs?
And Brennan bursts in with "I have STRONG FEELINGS about morality and the shape of the worlds I make will be conduits for those feelings, history be damned! Talking Lion? Absolutely. Strange puppet man, we don't know how real they are? Perfect. And let's get some Quangles going just for the hell of it"
Is Aabria Diana Wynne Jones in this analogy?
Purveyor of little guys like multiple characters in the Howl trilogy? Deconstruction of popular fantasy genres like with Dark Lord of Dirkholm? One Hundred Percent she’s Diana Wynne Jones!
Matt Mercer is the Tolkein to Brennan's CS Lewis
They are both great friends. And Mercer does an incredible job with lore building and world building, figuring out the details of history and customs and religion and how the people all interact and if this trade route here crosses that continent there, what does that mean for the Arakokra of these cliffs?
And Brennan bursts in with "I have STRONG FEELINGS about morality and the shape of the worlds I make will be conduits for those feelings, history be damned! Talking Lion? Absolutely. Strange puppet man, we don't know how real they are? Perfect. And let's get some Quangles going just for the hell of it"
There is a legend of three forces in the world that come back time and time again in various reincarnations. Zelda, with the power of wisdom. Link, with the power of courage. Ganondorf, with the power of… well, power.
You aren’t blessed with any magic, but you too are a legendary person who reincarnates every hundred years or so. You are the god damn architect of the fucked up temples this dumb kid is gonna have to solve in 5 generations. Like seriously, what kind of temple has traps!? Who worships here?? Who LIVES here?! Every generation you have to predict what kind of tools and weapons that green-tunic-wearing bozo is gonna need and PRAY you get it right
Swords and Sidewalks
Chapter 2
After the skirmish with Morrison, I permitted the squire a little treat. An iced coffee from a local cafe. The interior is dim, the sound of the various apparatus of coffee bubbling and grinding mixed with the sporadic clicking and clacking of keys courtesy of another patron bent over his laptop.
„Iced coffee for Darius?“
The squire gleefully takes his drink from the counter as the door opens with a jangle.
„You there, scoundrel! I've been tasked to bring you in.“
Short fellow. Fifteen hands. Fifteen and half?
„Oh? By whom? To where“
„uhhh by the Mayor and to the Mayor's.“
The squire half scoffs, half laughs. „If the Mayor wants him, she can summon him directly.“
This rankles the interloper.
„unlikely, as she wouldn't have employed me for this task.“
„oohhhh employed. I hope you were paid in full and in advance.“ the squire's jest allows me to maintain my stoic demeanor.
„very well.“ I watch him start to unsheathe his sword, two inches of glistening steel at a mirror polish.
„Not in here.“ I replied.
„Why not, coward. Are you afraid to meet your end in front of two baristas, an accountant and your squire?“
„This is not a place of honor, bro. Take it to the alley so we can watch.“ interjects the barista.
I shrug, my adversary nods.
The other barista flips the sign to closed, locks the front door and instructs the only other patron to be cool. He responded with a schlurp of his black coffee. We all file behind the counter, through the kitchen and out the back door.
„Your loyalty to coin will be your undoing.“ I state.
„This isn't about the coin, scoundrel. The Mayor says she'll grant me priority access to any of the pavilions in the park next season.“
He proceeds to take a position some twenty paces from me, draws his sword and holds, making intense and concentrated eye contact throughout the process.
„Squire, my longsword please.“
Silently, he takes my arming sword and provides me the longsword. Its weight is familiar and comfortable. I can feel its excitement in my grip. Our moment is soon, friend.
The interloper shouts „on your word, scoundrel“
I take a few seconds to adjust my stance, position my sword.
„have at me!“
I can hear his sandals clacking off the pavement, the sound bouncing off the walls in rhythmic fury.
Closer. Closer. As soon as he was in range, I lifted my leg, cocked it and slammed it into his chest sending him backwards. As he recoiled, I inverted my grip and hooked the back of his neck with the crossguard, then pulled his face into my knee.
He slumps to the ground, blood pouring from his mouth and nose, still holding his sword. He rises to his feet with a simultaneous upward slash. I deflect it with my left arm and follow up with another Mordschlag, catching him in the temple. I am thankful the only spectators are the baristas, delighting in the brutality of conflict. This is a substantial departure from my normal grace and finesse. I do not like such inelegant brawls.
Another attempted stroke this time parallel to the ground. I step forward, trap both his arms under my left arm, then reach forward, grasp his face and press my thumb deep into his right eye socket and drive him to his knees.
In silent defeat, he kneels. I do not want to kill him. Applause.
„Stand. I do not want you as an enemy. Join me and you shall have the priority access to the pavilions you seek.“ He accepts my outstretched hand, rises. Firm grasp.
„I will join you.“
Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs
my brother’s grandma has been buying the exact same identical dog for like 60 years and naming each one boochie. I hate its immortal suffering.
WHWHAHAHAHAVEGEDHDHWHAHAHAHA
grandmas love to have complexes
Are we just ignoring the person that got hit by an electrical blast
She’s just doing it for attention
my ex’s grandmother did that with black standard poodles she named Precious and told no one that they were different dogs until one of her sons came by one day and noticed that Precious had suddenly become a puppy after 30 years
so she didn’t actually replace him with puppies bc that would be too obvious, she got younger dogs who were still old enough to pass as the previous dog and she had a habit of giving the dog makeovers (dying his grey hairs back to black , painting his nails etc bc “it’s good for his self esteem”) which made it less obvious when an older greying dog was replaced with a younger model. my uncle figures it out bc he moved back in with her to help take care of her and she couldn’t keep it from him when the dog switch happened
YOU DIDN’T TELL ME ABOUT THE DOG MAKEOVERS FHSHSH
Beste-glatisant’s ex got them with an electrical blast as well. Shocking post. Absolutely shocking. Stop reblogging to contain the voltage
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OK can someone call an electrician? I don’t think this post is up to code.
“my brother’s grandma” - who is she to you?? who is your brother to you???????
“my brother’s grandma”
- who is she to you?? who is
your brother to you???????
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.
This but I do actually have a problem with authority fuck those guys
A whole wheelbarrow full!!
Got me some hair that makes me feel a little more like myself yesterday 😁
So handsome!
Fuzzhead boy and his snek on candid camera