Seconds Flat

A blog for all of the things I love and whatever makes me smile

[turnthomo-deactivated20170226]

remember that time they played football at a Beyoncé concert

[mrbenwyatt]

[cutefollower]

me trying to write a conclusion to my paper

[karkatleijon]

if you take me forest exploring i will probably fall in love with you

[dutchster]

never tell me you have a surprise for me if it’s not a puppy. i will always be disappointed unless you’re getting me surprise puppies

[emo777535]

how about you REFRESH YOUR ATTITUDE and try again.

[spanishskulduggery]

Why aren’t “slumber parties” called siesta fiestas this is a travesty

[eridansreclaim-deactivated20150]

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

[ladyhistory]

trivia crack is fun until I get those damn sports stats questions

like I don’t know which Mystery Sports Guy shot a free throw that bounced 9 inches above the backboard before dropping into the basket at 9.8 meters/sec/sec giving him his 63rd MVP title in 2 months on March 3rd, 1971

[radvillain-deactivated20160604]

physically i’m in college but spiritually i already dropped out 

[seconds-flat-blog-blog]

TUMBLR: *updates*

XKIT GUY: *looks into the camera like he's on the office*

[coltre]

I’m the kind of friend who would run at your house in a blink with pizza at 4am if you’re sad but also accidentally forget to reply to your messages for 8 months

[stormhornets]

who let me adult I can’t adult

[mxsentienthouseplant]

My mom did not sign this permission slip

[hadaes-deactivated20170202]

cop: where were you last night? shakira: at home sleeping shakira’s hips: she was at the club where the murder took place shakira: son of a

[seconds-flat-blog-blog]

Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance

Me: Okay I got this

Teacher: *calls your name*

Me: Here

Me: nailed it

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one

[burghers-deactivated20131227]

seeing your reflection in the computer screen when ur lying down is horrifying and i wan t it banned